I think I'm an idiot

FIRE

I was sleeping and my sister Yasmin runs in my room

Yasmin:RUBEN THERES A FIRE!

Me:Where's Juan?

Yasmin: IN THE BATH ROOM HURRY!

I get up and go into the kitchen and there's a fire in the pot about two feet tall

Me: SOMEONE IS BURNING ALL THE POT!! Hehe

my brother comes out the bathroom and tried putting it out

me: I'll do it

So i take the pot and set it in the sink and when I was gonna turn the water on I heard my brother Fernando yell

"YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO PUT WATER IN A GREASE FIRE"

But it was too late

When the water hit the fire it practically exploded

There was little fire things coming out and the fire got bigger

Me: DAM JUAN MADE GREEK FIRE!

Fernando: YOU SHOULD WATCH RESCUE HEROS MORE!

I took the pot and held it out until the fire was small

When it started to die out I got the top and put it on the pot

me: what where you cooking?

Juan: tater tots :|

Later that day I'm talking to Fernando and he tells me "you know Juan was only cooking one tater tod"

Me:.....juan!

Juan:yeah

Me: WHY WHERE YOU ONLY COOKING ONE TATER TOD

juan: cuz we only had one

Me: you used a pot half filled with oil for one tater tod

Juan:....

So yeahhh

I swear I think the people up stairs are always having hard core sex cuz I'm always hearing bedsprings moving

Sorry I haven't been updated

I'm sowwy

Well bye bye