Texas is the oldest, California is the middle child, and Arizona and New Mexico are the youngest of the former Mexican states
Arizona and New Mexico are twins
Massachusetts is Maine's older brother
North and South Carolina are twins
North and South Dakota are twins
Oregon and Washington brothers
Pennsylvania is the eldest child, NJ is the middle, and NY is the spoiled youngest child
All the states that were not apart of the 13 colonies are adopted
West Virginia and Virginia were conjoined twins
Tennessee and Kentucky are brothers
Louisiana is related to all the states that were in part of the Louisiana purchase
Louisiana is Maine's brother
DC (the capital not Gov) is Maryland's appendix
Florida is Texas's uncle
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Ben Brainard/WTTT Headcannons
General FictionIt has Ben Brainard Headcannons Edit: This has come off the hinges a bit so it's a bit weird Edit 2: Completely ignore the introduction the book is officially me post whatever the fuck I want
