Lyndis' Tales Of Trials And Tribulatons

So remember Olivia?

That one girl that wrote that cursed chapter about ENA committing arson? 

Well on the day before christmas break we had been talking and we were talking about Rock

I showed her a picture of Rock without his helmet and she asked if I could borrow my phone and she searched up Digdug without his helmet.

Then she lit into this conspiracy theory on how Samus Aran and Taizo Hori are Megaman's parents.

According to Liv:

Rock has Taizo's hair color, hair texture, short stature, and calm appearance

AS WELL AS

Rock has Samus's eyes, temperament, adventurous and bold mannerisms, and love for weaponry.

Long story short, Rock is DigDug and Samus' secret love child.

"...Wh-"

AND THE THING IS I CAN ACTUALLY SEE IT-

"Wait WHAT-"