Lyndis' Tales Of Trials And Tribulatons

Bad Pickup Lines Ft. Blue, Leaf, and Red.

Orange: Are you guys good at flirting, be honest-

Blue: Absolutely not :D

Red: Hmph. (No.)

Leaf: I think I'm pretty good!

Blue: Alright then, let's hear something, then.

Leaf: Okay!

[Leaf walks over to Red and slams him against a wall]

Red: Ack!!

Leaf: Hey dollface, are you a lollipop? Because you're sweet as sugar and I wanna suck you 24/7~

Red, who is now red: H-huh?!

Orange: ...Ew.

Blue, covering his eyes, his ears and face bright pink: Guys, get a room!!

Leaf, backing away from Red: What? You asked for my best attempt at flirting, so I did.

Orange: Yeah, I guess we asked for it...alright, my turn! 

[Orange cleared her throat.]

Orange: I think you're really cute and I wanna kiss your pretty face off :3

Red: ...Hmph- (That wasn't a pick up line, where's the flirting-)

Blue, muttering: That was cute though....

Orange: Exactly, which means that it works.

Leaf: Whatever, Red, your turn.

Red: ...Hmph... (...Fine...)

[Red thinks for a moment]

Red: Hmph. (Fvck me.)

Orange: RED-

Red: Hmph. (Well it's to the point. I'm not going to waste my time on pretty words when I can just tell you what I want.)

Leaf: Oooh, so dominant of you, FireRed daddy~

Blue: eYO-

Red: Hmph! (Leaf, shut up!)

Blue: Okay okay my turn....uh.....

[Blue turns around and makes the suspicious move of pulling out a phone before turning back.]

Blue: Hey baby, uh...wanna know what my shirt's made of? It's made of-

Red, Orange, and Leaf: -Boyfriend material.

Why did I write this- XD