Surviving the McLane Boys ('On Hold Still...')

A Note From the Author Which She Should Have Posted Ages Ago

So! As the title of this, uh, ‘Chapter’ suggests… It’s a note from me :) … which is extremely overdue… But before you exit out of this groaning and screaming at your computer/laptop/phone ‘I DON’T CARE! JUST UPDATE THE DAMN STORY!’ I’ll let you know that this author’s note is IMPORTANT! Most commonly asked questions and queries will be answered in this ‘Chapter’-thingo… So if you’re confused, absolutely baffled or just sick of my weird habits of changing stuff around and making mistakes… this chapter will probably [I’m seriously hoping] console you.

So here are some commonly asked questions that I can think of at the moment.

How old are the McLane’s?

Oldest to Youngest:

Tristan – 23

Dylan – 21

Seth – 19

Wes – 17

Jake – 16

Zach – 15 [older by 3 minutes]

Chace – 15 [not happy to be younger by 3 minutes]

Finn – 10

Sam – 4

Others Characters:

Hailey – 16

Claire[Mrs McLane] – Still a teen at heart i.e. Undefined

John [Mr McLane]– He’s a ninja so I have no idea.

Dani [Linc’s Sister] – 10

Lilly [Hale’s half-sister] – 13

Jae and Grae [Hale’s half-brothers] – 9

What is……….?

Well, I’ve lived in Australia all my life and I made the mistake to base the book in America -___-

If some things don’t make sense or I’ve used Aussy terms, please be patient with me. I’ve got some people to help me out so I’ll get onto it as soon as possible! Also, I think I just might add in that this is my first ever ‘book’ that I’ve ever written so please bear with my grammar mistakes, random story lines, lack of description etc. I’m working on it!

Useful terms:

Fairy bread: Bread with butter or margarine spread on it and then hundreds and thousands shaken all over it. Google Images does wonders! So if you’re still confused, you know what to do.

HIMYM: How I Met Your Mother – An awesome TV show! XD

Singlet: Spaghetti strap shirt thing?

 Thongs: Rubber Sandals, Flip-flops, Jandals, um, Sandals made of rubber…

Buggered: Tired

Barbie: Barbeque, BBQ or the Barbie doll, it depends on the context.

Dag: Idiot, stupid, weirdo?

Shag: “Get it on”

Also, "G'day mate!" isn't what we all say here in the land of Aus :) We do all say hello like a lot of people, so there's no need to poke fun ;) [i'm joking, but just so we've got that clear. Not all Aussy's are bogans.]