GUILTLESS | ❝Oh, but I'm not bitter, I'm just tired.❞
A little place where you can be formally introduced to my original characters, who I love with every inch of my being.
[ meet my oc's | book one ]
[ extended summary inside ]
12.11...
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[ SUPERNOVA]
CYCLONE ━ Can I see you in my office? QUINCY ━ [trying to suppress laugh as he puts on camouflage jacket] You can try...
QUINCY ━ Consider the following. Seatbelts, except they throw you out of your seat, and they're called Yeetbelts. COYOTE ━ Let's patent it. MAVERICK ━ [whispering under his breath as he vigorously searches through flash cards] What the heck is a yeet?!
QUINCY ━ We have fun, don't we Celeste? CELESTE ━ I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
QUINCY ━ Hmmm. CELESTE ━ Hmm? QUINCY ━ Hm... hmmmm! CELESTE ━ Hmm hm? Hmm? BOB ━ Do they understand each other? PHOENIX ━ They share a brain cell, of course they do.
CELESTE ━ Quince... QUINCY ━ Oh no, 'Quince' in b-flat. You're disappointed.
QUINCY ━ I've figured out why you're so serious all the time, you have updog. RYAN ━ What's updog? QUINCY ━ Celeste, get in here! I told you I could do it!
ROOSTER ━ I have a bad feeling about this. QUINCY ━ What do you mean? ROOSTER ━ Don't you ever get that small voice in your head, telling you something is going to get you in a lot of trouble? QUINCY ━ ... No? ROOSTER ━ That... explains so much.
RYAN ━ Someone will die... QUINCY ━ Of fun!
QUINCY ━ Hey honey, it's really muggy out today. FELICIA ━ If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm leaving you. QUINCY ━ [sips coffee from a bowl]
COYOTE ━ You wanna hear a joke? Porta-geese! HANGMAN ━ Wait, that's a language. ROOSTER ━ Porta-gull. RYAN ━ Nice recovery. QUINCY ━ I think you mean, nice re-dove-ery! [Few hours later] CELESTE ━ Turkey! How did we miss Turkey?!
WARLOCK ━ We call that a traumatic event. WARLOCK ━ [turning to Coyote] Not a "bruh moment"... WARLOCK ━ [turning to Payback] Not a "major L"... WARLOCK ━ [turning to Quincy] And definitely not an "OOF lmao."
MAVERICK ━ You just had a near-death experience, so maybe you should take a break. QUINCY ━ You call it a "near-death experience"? I call it a "vibe check from God"
[ the first one might be my favourite, i can just 100% see quincy trolling cyclone like that 😂 but in other news, i saw the new mission impossible movie the other day and greg tarzan davis was in it?? i was like "COYOTE MY BOY!!" (and also WARLOCK TOO?) ]
