(Cucco is back online)
(Myla is back online)
(Mipha is back online)
(Urbosa is back online)
(Magolor is back online)
(Marx is back online)
(Kirby is back online)
(Meta Knight is back online)
(Ralsei is back online)
(Quaxly is back online)
Quaxly: Let the expected chaos... begin!
(Cucco's name changed to Revali)
Revali: You want me to cause chaos, huh?
Quaxly: Are you sure you can impress me?
Revali: Of course I can! Chaos is my middle name!
Mipha: You told me it was "chickenfeathers".
Revali: Nevermind that. What shall we do today...?
Urbosa: Nothing.
Revali: Ah, we should all insult each other!
Revali: I'll go first.
Myla: B-but that's r-rude...
Revali: No one asked you 🤓
Revali: Anyway, Myla. You can't even speak properly. How are you still alive? Also, you're literally a bug. No one likes you.
Myla: ... 0-0
Mipha: Hey-
(Revali has muted everyone)
Revali: Mipha is next. First, you are a fish. No one likes fish aside from eating them. How have you not been thrown on a pot yet? And the Goddess Hylia probably gave you healing powers because you're so dumb you get hurt all the time.
Revali: Now Urbosa. Everything is wrong with you.
Revali: Magolor. Lol imagine getting wrecked by a balloon. Then you have to get powers from an apple? Cringe.
Revali: Marx, you're next. You had to make the sun and moon fight just to get the ability to pick up a pebble. Oh wait! You don't have arms!! Lol
Revali: Kirby, Kirby, Kirby. L-
(Magolor has unmuted himself)
Magolor: Don't mess with him. He's a literal god.
Magolor: Also, it was an all-powerful crown, not an apple.
(Magolor has muted himself)
Revali: Ooookay, moving on.
Revali: Meta Knight, you're next. Let's see... Ah! You have to hide your face with a mask either to hide the tears from you losing to a balloon all the time, or just to hide your ugly face.
Revali: And last and least, Ralsei. You probably have no subjects 'cause they left you because of how dumb you are.
(Revali has unmuted everyone)
Myla: *cries*
Mipha: That was rude!
Magolor: Treat your elders kindly!
Marx: I am not THAT weak!
Kirby: Poyo! >:(
Meta Knight: Are you challenging me?
Ralsei: ... :(
Urbosa: Ignore what he said, everyone. He 100% means it.
Quaxly: Bravo! That's even better than what I can do! You're hired!
(Sprigatito is back online)
Sprigatito: Cookies are done-
Sprigatito: What have I walked into.
Sprigatito: Well, I'll mail the cookies to your houses. G'night, everyone!
Sprigatito: ...They're all offline, aren't they?
Ralsei: No, just being sad.
Myla: M-m-me and *sniff* h-h-h-h-him a-a-are.
Sprigatito: Ooookay, bye.
Mipha: Bye...
(Everyone has gone offline)
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Random characters group chat
HumorI took my favorite game characters and put them in a group chat.
