me: so let's start this roast session
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Harry: Beth for the last time I told you this is not a roast session
me: awww but I got so many good jokes about you
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Harry: no
me: BOOOYYYY DON'T EVEN SAY NOTHIN TO ME YOU LOOK LIKE A MUHHHFCKINUHHHH
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Luke: Who the hell are you people?
Harry: bitch I am th e guy you stole that phone you're texting with from
me: o shitt it's about to go down
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Luke: What??? I didn't steal this phone from anyone
Harry: YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF FOOKING LIES
me: so I really don't get to roast anyone:///
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Luke: Who are you people and how did you get my number
Harry: none of your business now we can meet tomorrow at the park to settle this like grown men
Luke: Yea, sure. You do know who you're dealing with right?
me: lolllll boy fights are so funny
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Harry: Do you know who you're dealing with? I'm Harry Styles don't f with me
Luke: That's a laugh, what kind of a last name is Styles lmfao
me: hahaah, Luke is funny and hot that's a win-win.
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Harry: BETH
Harry: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE IHY
me: Sorry sorry, what was my role again in this?
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Luke: Beth so that's ur name??? if you're hot send me nudes sweetheart(;
Harry: Too late bud she already sent me them.
Luke: Aw lucky, mind forwarding them along??
me: BITCHH TUH HUH
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Harry: No you noodle head
Harry: Park tomorrow at 3 by the big yellow slide.
me: Yeah be there or be square
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Harry: Beth just let me do the shit talking ok.
me: :/ ok
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me: and Luke maybe i'll take u up on that offer
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Harry: Beth?!!
me: what he's hot dude
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a/n that was a group chat, if anyone didn't understand lol also I spent like 57519 hours trying to find a cute Luke gif but there were so many I couldn't handle it yo,
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Nudes? (h.s) *WILL BE DELETED SOON*
FanfictionCOMPLETED! me: o wow nvm I was just gonna ask if you wanted my nudes but nvm. grumpy pants ugh just cause you have luscious locks and an angelic face does not mean you can teat people howver u want read Harry: wtf Harry: yes I want nudes. me: fine h...