24: Harry, Luke

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me: so let's start this roast session

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Harry: Beth for the last time I told you this is not a roast session


me: awww but I got so many good jokes about you

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Harry: no


me: BOOOYYYY DON'T EVEN SAY NOTHIN TO ME YOU LOOK LIKE A MUHHHFCKINUHHHH

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Luke: Who the hell are you people?


Harry: bitch I am th e guy you stole that phone you're texting with from


me: o shitt it's about to go down

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Luke: What??? I didn't steal this phone from anyone


Harry: YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF FOOKING LIES


me: so I really don't get to roast anyone:///

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Luke: Who are you people and how did you get my number


Harry: none of your business now we can meet tomorrow at the park to settle this like grown men


Luke: Yea, sure. You do know who you're dealing with right?


me: lolllll boy fights are so funny

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Harry: Do you know who you're dealing with? I'm Harry Styles don't f with me


Luke: That's a laugh, what kind of a last name is Styles lmfao


me: hahaah, Luke is funny and hot that's a win-win.

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Harry: BETH

Harry: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE IHY


me: Sorry sorry, what was my role again in this?

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Luke: Beth so that's ur name??? if you're hot send me nudes sweetheart(;


Harry: Too late bud she already sent me them.


Luke: Aw lucky, mind forwarding them along??


me: BITCHH TUH HUH

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Harry: No you noodle head

Harry: Park tomorrow at 3 by the big yellow slide.


me: Yeah be there or be square

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Harry: Beth just let me do the shit talking ok.


me: :/ ok

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me: and Luke maybe i'll take u up on that offer

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Harry: Beth?!!


me: what he's hot dude

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a/n that was a group chat, if anyone didn't understand lol also I spent like 57519 hours trying to find a cute Luke gif but there were so many I couldn't handle it yo,



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