People often call Illinois, Chicago instead
Illinois hates when people call him Chicago
Maryland caries around a crab plush
Maine carries around a lobster plush
PA acts as the dad friend of the Northeast
Every year all the corn midwest states have a series of competitions to win a corn plush with a hidden beer compartment
Ohio and North Carolina constantly fight over who created the airplane
Arkansas makes jewelry specifically diamond rings
Delaware always wakes up first to brag up being first
Mississippi's room is covered in pictures of him with large catfish
Louisiana has a tank of crawfish but sometimes they escape and wonder around his room
Alaska hibernates during the winter
Arizona has a big butt
New Jersey has stinky armpits
Louisiana likes to steal other states' cars
Texas says that something is "Texas sized" instead of big
California loves to paint his nails
Oregon and Washington go on a friends date at least once a month
The statehouse has a million different types of coffee and cheese
Wisconsin has a cheese fridge in his room which is just a pile of snow
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Ben Brainard/WTTT Headcannons
General FictionIt has Ben Brainard Headcannons Edit: This has come off the hinges a bit so it's a bit weird Edit 2: Completely ignore the introduction the book is officially me post whatever the fuck I want
