Dragon's Delight

Linked, Part 3

Somehow we managed to make it down the stairs without guaranteeing our TV debut.

Then we dashed, as much as you can dash when handcuffed to part of a dresser, to the junk drawer.

Avi jerked the drawer open and started searching at first frantically, and then irritatedly around. He was taking things out of the drawer and halfway slamming them on the counter until finally there was nothing left in the drawer.

"Where the hell is it?" he said with frustration. "I could've sworn I put the travel set in here."

It slowly dawned on me, and I closed my eyes and shook my head. "What did it look like?"

"It was a yellow box about the size of my hand...well, your hand...and it had black clasps and..."

I interrupted him, saying half to myself, "Son of a...damn it!"

"What's wrong?" he asked.

I hesitated a second, and then just blurted it out. "Um, so I might have been doing some cleaning and I was trying to put like with like...you know, similar items together...to help organize things and...well, I didn't even remember it till now... but there was this box that had tools in it...and so I thought it would make sense to, you know...and I kinda put it in the shed with the other tools." I rushed through the last part, wincing as I said it.

He took a breath and said slowly, "Are you telling me that the only way we have to get ourselves uncuffed from the fucking furniture is in the shed? The shed in the back yard?!"

I winced and nodded.

"Well, I guess the neighbors are going to get a show!"

"I'm sorry."

"Well, there's no sense waiting, I guess," he said.

The shed is against the fence on the far side of the back yard. We have a privacy fence, thank God, but we also have a three-story house next door. So here we are, buck naked, in full daylight, creeping along the fence line with a dresser drawer. It would've been hilarious if it wasn't so embarrassing.

Anyway, we did the crouch of shame all the way around the yard. Even after we got the screwdrivers, it was too dark in the shed to do anything, so we just got back to the house as quickly as possible, and Avi freed us.

A/N Just be patient a tiny bit longer. I promise that smut awaits. #smutintermission