Yuki: Riko...
Riko: Oh no, 'Riko' in b-flat.
Riko: You're disappointed
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Yuki: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Riko: You need to stop.
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Yuki: A theif.
Riko: Thief?
Yuki: Theif.
Riko: I before E, except after C.
Yuki: Thceif.
Yuki: No.
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Yuki: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Riko: I do have a sense of humor you know
Yuki: I've never heard you laugh before
Riko: I've never heard you say anything funny
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Yuki, tending to Riko's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Riko: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
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Yuki: This is such a bad idea.
Riko: Then why are you coming along?
Yuki: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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Yuki: Top 30 reasons why Yuki is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!
Riko: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!
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Yuki: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Riko: How can you still say that?
Yuki: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
Author's note: riko is so rude to me..diluc's toes