Aries be like: *Yells at couch cushion* "FIGHT ME, FUCKER"
Taurus be like: *Turns into a fucking human Garbage disposal* "Are you gonna eat that??! *Eats chips like a paper shredder"
Gemini be like: Trolololol look at those betches, Lol ew prank timez
Cancer be like: *Sees person looking at them* "WHY DOESNT ANYONE LOVE MEH" *Cries a fucking ocean, Screams are heard as everyone drowns to death by a Tears tsunami*
Leo be like: *looks in mirror and sees their eyebrows be on fleek* Screeches*" Omfg yass bitch yass 2 fab" *Everyone dies at Looking at Leo and not being able to handle their beautyness*
Virgo be like: "Ugh again", *reorganises dresser* IT ISN'T PERFECT, NOOOOO
Libra be like: *looks in mirror* Am I stunning yet? Let's see how balanced I can be
Scorpio be like: *Sees a Bush* *Gets horny* "Fuck me" *Has such amazing sex that Satan gets summoned by accident*
Sagittarius be like: lawl don't you get it, I'm 360yolonoscope swagittarius
Capricorn be like: oh is that a challenge? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED BITCH
Aquarius be Like: *Sees cloud* Omfg, Is that a UFO!?" *Calls ASPCA as they run away from life*
Pisces be like: *Turns into fish* *Cries because they can't handle the emotional trauma of being a fishy bitch*
Question timez: Can you Type the FUNNIEST stereotype for your Sign? Try it!
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Zodiac signs
RandomEverything and anything about your zodiac sign whether it be stereotypes Or real accurate facts, Who knows? What is your sign? I tried to be all deep and shit but it didn't work :/ *~Some are from Tumblr and some I made up myself~*
