Sarcasm or Nah? (Funny Comebacks and Insults)

But That's My Mom!

Boy: Dude, Kyle's mom is so hot. When Kyle and I hung out today, I saw his mom getting undressed in her room. It was awesome.

Kyle: You sent this message to the wrong person, you stupid fuck. I'm going to kill you. You know that, right?

Boy: Oh shit! Well it was worth it!

Kyle: You better not show up to school tomorrow or you're fucked.

Boy: I better not show up at your house tomorrow, or else your mom is going to get fucked!