The Signs Getting Abducted By Aliens

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Aries:"Fuck! i've always wished that, but i was not prepared yet" *Tries to punch alien* *Aries screams are heard throughout space*

Taurus:"Can I bring a friend with me? I only wanna go if I can bring a friend" This is what happens when you have Taurus friends. You get abducted by aliens

Gemini:"Wow! how can you do that? where you come from? where are we going? what we gonna do? tell me everything!" *Alien Puts hands to ears in pain as Gemini Deafens them*

Cancer:"I'm scared, but really excited"

Leo:*Tells everyone about it later and brags about the fact that the aliens chose them* I am the chosen one

Virgo:*Asks about all conspiracy theories that they ever heard, wanting to know the truth so they can share it with the rest of world*

Libra:"pls don't hurt me, let's make it pacifically"

Scorpio:"I KNEW IT! I knew you were out ther- wait, why y'all want me? I dont wanna go though..." *Crosses arms and glares as they float to the UFO*

Sagittarius:"This shit gonna be LITERALLY out of this world!!! nice" *Touches alien eagerly*

Capricorn:*Screams as the Aliens start touching them*

Aquarius:"Am I finally going home??!?!?"

Pisces: *Cries* "I don't wanna be dissected!"

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