Aries: "What da hiall" *Swats away pigeon
Taurus: Throws their food at it hoping it goes away. It Pecks them before taking the peace offering and letting them live
Gemini: Gets attacked by the whole flock and a stray seagull that wanted some action too
Cancer: *Runs for their lives while crying because why do pigeons hate them*
Leo: *Coos at the pigeon and pets it* *Gets new house pet*
*Pigeon and Leo live happily ever after*
Virgo: Takes cover in car and gets trapped as everybird in the area surrounds them
Libra: *Pigeon caws at them* *Pigeon Prepares itself for launch* Libra never seen again
Scorpio: Too Scary to get attacked by pigeons. Gets attacked by crows instead
Sagittarius: The pigeon is them, they are the pigeon. Sagittarius and pigeon are one
Capricorn: *Glares at pigeon* *Gets face eaten off*
Aquarius: *Throws everything they see at pigeon*
Pisces: They're so sweet that the pigeons love them. Becomes pigeon whisperer
I swear I make the best zodiac posts I laughed at myself for at least ten minutes while thinking of this
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Zodiac signs
RandomEverything and anything about your zodiac sign whether it be stereotypes Or real accurate facts, Who knows? What is your sign? I tried to be all deep and shit but it didn't work :/ *~Some are from Tumblr and some I made up myself~*
