me: So Niall am I a grandmother yet
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Neil Horain: what
me: did you and Mel consummate your marriage????
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Neil Horain: wtf Beth you're so weird
me: Ok ok sorry
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Neil Horain: me & mel have decided to take things slow and see where it goes !
me: Psh I know where it's gonna go
me: TO DA BEDROOM
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Neil Horain: god beth I can't with you
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Nudes? (h.s) *WILL BE DELETED SOON*
FanfictionCOMPLETED! me: o wow nvm I was just gonna ask if you wanted my nudes but nvm. grumpy pants ugh just cause you have luscious locks and an angelic face does not mean you can teat people howver u want read Harry: wtf Harry: yes I want nudes. me: fine h...