DERPY KIND! Gravity falls (reader insert)

Bottomless Pit!

✨NO ONES POV:✨

Stan is driving the Mystery Cart and stopping at the bottomless pit.

Stan: In this land of ours, there are many great pits. But none more bottomless than the bottomless pit. Which, as you can see here, is bottomless.

Soos: Question. Is it bottomless?
Stan: (Sighs) Kids, can one of you try explaining this to Soos?

Dipper: Grunkle Stan, why are we here again?
You: pelp.

Stan: To dispose of things that we don't want. So long, Mystery Shack suggestion cards! (Throws some cards down into the pit)

Mabel: Goodbye, creepy love letters from Li'l Gideon! (Mabel and you throw letters and gifts away) Die! Die!

You throw dirt, rock, and leaves in the hole smiling chaotically with a derpy look.
Soos: (Takes off his shoes and throws them in the pit)

Dipper: What are you doing?

Soos: Throwing stuff, dude. Everyone's doin' it. (Grabs and throws a barbecue grill down the pit)

Mabel: (Pushing a large chained box toward the pit)

Stan: What you got there, Mabel?

Mabel: Oh, it's just my personal box of mysterious secrets. Nothing worth wondering about. (Giggles and pushes the box down the pit) Goodbye forever!

Dipper: Grunkle Stan, do I really have to be the one to point out that a bottomless pit is, by definition, impossible?

Stan: (Shaking cards out of his fez down the pit) Says you!

Mabel: (Shrugs to Dipper) Well, I guess we'll never know.

You nodded throwing more rocks in the hole.

Shortly after, a strong gust of wind immediately starts blowing past Soos, you, Mabel and Dipper.

They see a storm of dark clouds towering above the Shack and darkens the landscape below.

Soos: Aah! It's some sort of invisible pushing force!
Dipper: Quick! Everyone back to the shack! (Runs toward the house grabbing your hand)

Stan: I'm not done getting rid of these yet! (Tries throwing more cards into the bottomless pit but the wind blows them into his face)

Mabel: Grunkle Stan! No!
Stan: (While everyone pulls him away from the pit) Almost... Almost... Almost!

All: (Fall into the pit; scream)

Gompers: (Bleats)

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Mabel: (Screams)
Dipper: (Screams)
Stan: (Screams)
Soos: (Screams)

You: PELPPPPPPPP!—

Everyone stops screaming at once as they free-fall in the darkness. Soos starts talking after a short pause.

Soos: So, anyone want to scream some more?

Dipper: Where are we?

Mabel: (Snaps a green glowstick) We're somewhere where it looks like we're nowhere. (Hangs the glowstick on her arm and yours and giggles)

You start swinging your arm as Mabel claps at you childishly play with the glowstick.

Dipper: We're gonna land on something eventually. Could be any second now!

Everyone braces for a landing but nothing happens.

Stan: Well... it looks like we're down here for the long haul. Who wants to see some card tricks? (Takes out cards, which fly up and away) Ta-da!