You really want to be a hashira?

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*This is in the dark world. Most of the hashira were gathered in Ralsei's living room, with Crystal. I say most because Sanemi hates the dark world.

Kris walked in.

"Okay, I know what I'm going to do with my life, and it's not arson. I'm going to become a hashira!!" Kris said excitedly.

Tengen just laughed in their face. "Yeah, you're probably going to give up when you realize just how long it'll take." Crystal then proceeded to punch the sound hashira, and hard. She even coated her hand in acidic ocean water for irritation of the skin. "Bless us with your master plan, and I will join you in doing this."

"Okay, so my plan is, kill enough demons to get promoted to kinoe, as I am rank kinoto at the moment, and then I will kill an upper rank demon, and get promoted to hashira. Easier said than done, but...the bloodmoon is a thing. We haven't killed Sukiroa. Sukirohime-Korokoa. I will do that." Kris explained.

"I'll be cheering you on!" Mitsuri said. "You can do it!"

"I believe you can." Rengoku stated.

"Okay, what about training?" Rai said, just to remind Kris of training. "You really could use some defense training. Again."

"I still have the mechanical dolls...I could get to using them again." Kris said.

"You forget too many things." Tengen stated.

"Never thought that the God Of Flashiness would accuse another swordsman of being incredibly forgetful when the mist hashira exists." Kris said, crossing their arms.

Tengen didn't make a single comment. Everyone just stared at Kris.

"I may be incredibly forgetful, but I at least remembered muichiro exists. Don't look at me. Uzui says I forget too many things. Look at him." Kris stated.

"You can't even focus in class. What makes you think you can become a hashira?" Iguro sneered.

"There's a little something called a hyperfocus." Kris muttered angrily.

Later that day, Kris tried to improve their focus while actually doing their missing assignments, as they're tired of that being used against them. Ralsei was with them.

"I'm only doing the assignments because I'm tired of them being used against me." Kris said. "I'm doing this to spite them."

Ralsei smiled. "At least you're doing it."

"Yeah. I revealed my master plan to become a hashira, to the hashira, and you know what happened? Uzui just straight up laughed in my face." Kris said. "I didn't say it at the time, but...it kind of hurt."

"That's not very nice of him." Ralsei replied, seeming a little angry. 

"At least Crystal coated her fist in acidic ocean water and punched him as hard as she could." Kris said. They still seemed a little hurt by the fact that Tengen had laughed in their face. Because they were still hurt by the fact Tengen just straight up laughed in their face.

Ralsei put his hand on Kris's shoulder, and they leaned onto him a little bit, and relaxed their muscles.

"I'm still hurt by Uzui laughing in my face. He and the other hashira are still downstairs." Kris said.

"I can come with you to tell him how you feel." Ralsei said.

"Yes please."

The two went downstairs.

"Uzui. Kris has something to say to you, it's about what you had done earlier." Ralsei stated, catching everyone's attention.

"The way you laughed in my face earlier really hurt. But I do have a favor to ask of you." Kris said.

"Okay...what's this favor?"

"Go fuck yourself."

Kris walked away after literally telling a hashira to go fuck himself, and they just climbed onto the roof just to sit there. Susie sat down next to them. Ralsei and Crystal climbed up too.

"You okay? You seem a bit sad." Susie said.

"I told the hashira my plan to become a hashira. Uzui just laughed in my face. It still hurts, even though Crystal punched him with her fist coated in acidic ocean water, and I told him to go fuck himself." Kris explained.

"Well what was your plan? It could not have been bad." Susie said.

"My plan was to get promoted to kinoe, then kill an upper ranked demon, and then I will be a hashira." Kris replied, a little ashamed at how simple the plan sounded out loud, and the fact that they were telling one of their really cool friends.

Susie lightly punched them in the shoulder. "Sounds like a solid plan to me."

Kris smiled. "Still kind of hurt that Uzui just laughed in my face."

"Yeah. Gonna tell his wives that he's being an ass."

Noelle and Berdly came up to the roof.

The six talked for a little while until everyone decided to call it a night. Kris and Crystal went back home.

"Fuck it. Let's dye my hair." Kris said.

Kris's hair was dyed a nice blue.

To be continued....

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