ATTACHE TA TUQUE MANNNN ÇA VA ÊTRE LONG EN ESTI

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HEY MY LOVELIESSSSSSSSS
howdy mate?
personally I'm kinda good tho these days I don't really feel good about myself and Wattpad makes me even more single 😀
You should only read this if you are ready to know me REAL WELL and I'm sorry, I'm a bit boring

Like almost nobody will read this but anygay I'll still do it
I took the idea from my pretty bustitwideopEN that took the idea from her gf rosethedeadflower that took her idea from I don't even remember who lol but you understand the principle, it's an idea that was already done but these two made me want to do it but mine will be wayyyyy longer because i always talk wayyyyyy too much

So as you say in good québécois (?)
ATTACHE TA TUQUE MANNNNNNN
(make sure your tuque is tied up man because it's gonna be long, it's an expression lol so it's weird to translate it 💀)

As you may have understood, my first language is French, I'm Canadian, quebecoise so yeah I always wear checkered shirts and I drink maple syrup as I build my house in the woods with the trees in the forest and my axe. Jk, I only have a polar bear as a domestic pet

Im learning Korean (fuck off it's so difficult I might cry 💀) and I can speak Italian, thanks to the weird green psycho owl. Oh and I 'm half American, my mom is from the USA 💅🏼 so of course I can speak English pretty fluently because my mom's side all lives in the States tho i still do mistakes.
I also learn Spanish in school but I always mixe Italian and Spanish in my head (I got 75% last exam because I mostly spoke Italian 💀💀)

I'm currently writing this in Guadeloupe while you bitches are in school, you're welcome 🥰 and I'm bored as fuck because we don't have working internet here in this Airbnb and fortunately it was only for 4 days and tomorrow we move to another house yayyyyy so know that I almost died but I (almost didn't) survived without WiFi and I will upload this once I finally have connection allelujah

This will be really long so J'ESPERE QUE T'AS BEN ATTACHÉ TA TUQUE PARCE QUE CA VA ÊTRE LONG EN ESTI (it really wasn't necessary to curse but I'm quebecoise (?) so I can 😌)

So I'll do a non physical description of myself first? I guess so
Well.... I'm an ENFP, Im 14 years old but in 40 days I'll be 15 and oldddddd!! I really tend to abuse with emojis and people tell me I'm cringe but yeah I know unfortunately... and I still use them LMFAO IN YOUR FACES BITCHES!

I really am a flirt but once it get serious I'm sooo shyyyyyyyy (I'm not shy, I'll tell you I've been picturing you naked).
Pardon me but I think in songs, like someone will say something and a song of a toktok sound will pop up in my mind even I don't have toktok. And yes I deliberately wrote toktok, that's how you say it 🤭

I'm actually big romantic and once you make flustered or we have a special moment, you can be sure I will be replaying it in my mind again and again... unfortunately because no one will do the same with me but... anyway

I'm really sensitive, like I'll cry for almost anything and I'll feel bad for the rest of the day no matter what. I get jealous really easily and I feel like people could replace me anytime because I'm not really special (well I'm ✨special✨ but in a weird way like in a way people don't like yk like special in da head). If two of my friends are hugging without me I'll just feel like I'm being too much and too dramatic and I will probably want to cry or even cry because people often told me I was being too much.

People often think I'm too obnoxious or not discrete enough, I always get told that I'm too loud and that I take everything to seriously and I know that's how I am and I can't really change that but it still hurts yk

It kinda goes along with me being jealous but I am really possessive, like I don't like sharing my people. Oh shit. Put like that it sounds toxic. If my friends read that, am I toxic? I hope not... if I am forgive me it is becauseI like you a lot <3

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