DeltaSlayer PLUS

This is annoying

*This starts in the light world. Family dinner with the Dreemurrs and the skelebros.

"I hate this so much. The demons decided to start attacking in groups, a demon broke into this very house. I can't give Frisk a gun, because that's illegal and irresponsible." Kris muttered.

"Normally I'd say skill issue but this isn't a skill issue. I can't eat that many demons." Asriel said.

"Would an altered crossbow count as a firearm?" Crystal asked.

"I don't know, look it up." Asriel replied.

"Alright, they're not considered firearms." Crystal stated.

"Yes!"

Toriel and Sans looked at each other with concern.

"Okay, I can mess with one, as Veronica is teaching me stuff about engineering!" Crystal said happily.

"Sweet! It's legal and a good alternative!" Kris said excitedly.

"Don't you have a gun?" Frisk asked Kris.

Everything went silent and everyone looked at Kris.

"Genya's like the same age as me, and he's got a gun for the job of being a demon slayer." Kris said.

"You're not Genya Shinazugawa, you're Kris Dreemurr." Asriel stated.

"I know, but I'm just saying." Kris said.

"It was the Taisho Era, Japan. This is the modern era, and you're in hometown." Crystal stated.

"I know." Kris said angrily.

"How and why do you have a gun?" Sans asked.

"It was tossed to me by a friend because I did him a favor to pay him back for helping me get out of trouble multiple times, and I use it for my job." Kris answered.

"That makes very little sense but okay..." Sans muttered.

"I don't think he would care." Kris said.

They sat there in silence for a little bit.

"Hey Asriel, you remember the late night dnd session last week?" Kris asked.

*the week prior*

"Okay, so I throw...hmmm...I throw a paper star at him as an attack!!" Kris said.

"Alright, what's your roll?" Asriel asked.

"...nat 20." Kris said.

"You just killed this guy with a paper star. Are you proud of yourself?" Asriel said.

"FUCK YEAH!!" Kris shouted.

"Can you guys quiet down? People are trying to sleep." Sans said as he stood in the kitchen.

*now present*

"Yeah. I do." Asriel answered. "That was hilarious."

"Dude died to literal paper!" Crystal said as she started to laugh.

Just as everyone started to laugh and have a great time, five demons broke in, and in four sword swings, all five of them were gone.

Everyone sat back down.

"God I wish that demons would stop breaking into houses." Kris mumbled.

"So...I have a question about the night where you and your sister just...randomly jumped out your bedroom windows and started running around." Toriel said.

"Go for it."

Toriel looked at Kris, then looked away. Then back at Kris again.

"What...happened that night?" Toriel asked.

"Well, we discovered that demons want to attack in groups. Almost everyone was safe in their homes, and those whose houses had been broken into, like Catti, for example, were quite scared, so I, as well as a few other hashira that are decent people, calmed them down and reassured them letting know they're safe. Undyne and I talked about it the other day, and she told me that she got those who had been taking a late night walk to safety, so that's nice. Thankfully nobody was hurt, just their sense of safety." Kris answered.

"On the topic of our classmates, they each responded differently. It was quite interesting. Grabbing knives...backing up against walls...freezing up completely. Even trying to use themselves as some kind of meat shield. One even started crying. Told them that their feelings are valid and that it's okay to be scared, and basically helped them calm down." Crystal said.

"I would suggest giving literal assault weapons to people here but that's very irresponsible and illegal, so we should find an alternative." Asriel said.

"Why does it feel like responsibilities fall on us?! Is it because we know the most? Everyone else is completely unaware of the secrets of the school's closet! People might start to catch onto the patterns of me disappearing for hours and sometimes even more than a day! It sucks, really." Kris said.

"You found out the problems with the weather, you found the darkner demons, you're the captain of the royal guard in the Rune Kingdom..." Crystal said. "...you deserve a break."

"I do. But at the same time I think I should train everyone in the class." Kris said. "I did train Frisk and Asher after all."

"Go for it." Asriel said.

"We should also find out what weapons work best with each." Crystal said.

"Okay, we all agree that the class should all become my tsuguko and I train them in both the light world and the dark world?" Kris said, making sure that everyone agrees.

"Sure." Sans said. "Not my kids."

"Well, they should consent to doing so." Toriel said.

"Correct."

Kris texted the class and everyone was willing to train.

"Okay, everyone's willing to train. We can get started...probably next week."

To be continued...