Aries: I'm gonna kill a bitch if I don't get my pizza pops
Taurus: *Eats 2 jars of nutella* Still hungry
Gemini: Now is the time for a SMOOOTHIEEE
Cancer: MOMMMMM! WHEN IS DINNER!?!!?
Leo: *Takes 3 chip bags out of pantry aggressively* leave me to peace *brings 5 more bags just in case*
Virgo: I can wait 5 minutes for dinner. *30 seconds later* lol fuck this
Libra: *Sucks cupcake icing very sexually*
Mmmmm yeah
Scorpio: If u don't move so I can get my Cheetos I swear that I won't attend your funeral
Sagittarius: *Is starving but doesn't want to get up* Hey Aries while your at it get me some ice cream
Capricorn: *Cooks amazing 5 star restaurant meal* *Devours it in 20 seconds*
Aquarius: *Raids Costco*
Pisces: *Goes to MENCHIES and puts all the toppings* ow brain freeze
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Zodiac signs
RandomEverything and anything about your zodiac sign whether it be stereotypes Or real accurate facts, Who knows? What is your sign? I tried to be all deep and shit but it didn't work :/ *~Some are from Tumblr and some I made up myself~*
