Aries: You pile of wombat shit
Taurus: You are an infant and you should not be allowed to use a computer
Gemini: Do me a favour and staple all your fingers together
Cancer: Tell your small intestines I said hello since your head is probably that far up your ass
Leo: I want you to stop poisoning my air with your toxic presence There will never be a time when I won't use this insult
Virgo: You absolute fucking walnut
Libra: How about I switch your apple juice with piss
Scorpio: Shove a cactus in your ass buddy
Sagittarius: Go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out.
Capricorn: Congratulations! You are the piss lord of shit mountain. Thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, May feats on your bounteous craps
Aquarius: You uneducated goose penis
Pisces: Back the fuck up you soggy lampshade
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Zodiac signs
RandomEverything and anything about your zodiac sign whether it be stereotypes Or real accurate facts, Who knows? What is your sign? I tried to be all deep and shit but it didn't work :/ *~Some are from Tumblr and some I made up myself~*
