fnafnerd: :3 I dare you to lick Jeff's face!
Urg.
(by the way, I am still a puppy)
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Me: *walks up to Jeff*
Jeff: *over-exaggeratedly puts his hands on his cheeks* Look at the cute wittle Janie-Wanie!
Me: *growls*
Jeff: *crouches down* Is the wittle puppy angwy??
Me: (in my head) I can't believe I have to do this shit.. *jumps on him and licks him*
Jeff: Ugh! Now I have dog spit on my face! JANE!!!
Me: *runs away to the other side of the room*
Jeff: You could at least take me to dinner first, damn..
Me: *growls*
