Things Girls Must Know. About us GUYS

SHORTER AND BORING(HOW I WOULD ASK A GUY OUT IF I WERE A GIRL)

Hold up..somebody(not gonna name names) said that my chapters are getting shorter and boring SO get ready for A fucking PARAGRAPH!

1. If I were a girl I would know how to please a dude because I have already been a guy. I feel like that is weird because it is like I am gay. I could never be gay because I don't like round things in my butthole. I once talked to my friend(who is gay) about some sexual stuff at age 12 cause his parents are gay. I could not believe what he saw through his dads keyhole of his bedroom. Now my friend is into porn(Good For Him..I guess)

2. I would probably date a normal guy. I would meet him somehow and start talking to him, I would twirl my hair and bite my lip cause I know that I like when girls mess with there hair cause its just pretty and when a girl bites her lip or something that is pretty hot too.

3. Anyway I would talk to the normal guy, I would not be a slut like some girls cause I would be a discreet slut kinda. I will be the type of girl that other girls are jealous of. I am already hot so it will be easy to get a guy as a girl. Maybe. I have this vision in my mind that I am just this hot babe that resembles the look of a photoshopped pornstar-stripper. That could probably be hot, not sure.

4. I would ask the normal guy out and if he doesn't say yes I will go to the next fish but in my mind he says yes AND we go to our date.

5. I have to figure out what I would wear so it will probably be like a white flowing dress, maybe. I have the kind of dress it is in my mind but not sure what it would be called in the girl language. I would even curl my hair and I wouldn't have to wear any makeup.

6. On our date I will buy a ton of food, like a truck load and definately make that sucker pay for it like all girls do.

7. And since he paid for that truckload of food, I will probably kiss his cheek. But if iI was horny I would sleep with him and make him not tell anyone so every thinks I am still a virgin.

Yeah so that would be me as a girl..I hope this was long enough:) Bye