Random Smut & Lemons | Oneshots

✨ Smut ✨

Fandom: Inside Job
Ship: Brett x Male!Reader
Theme: Workplace Romance
Requested by: 0MrBlue0

( Y/N is a cold, non talkative person, except with Brett — Everyone notices it except Brett, but one day someone blurts it out — Brett is the bottom)

[Y/N = Your Name]
[A/C = Alcohol Choice]
[F/S = Favorite Show]

Brett's POV

I was making paper airplanes with different colored sticky notes until I was startled by Regan and her slamming the door open. She seemed angry and groggy as she stormed into the office, mumbling curses under her breath. "Aw did the date not go well?", Andre asked her as the stacks of cards crumbled down. "No, it was good at first but then she said she's happy to finally meet a girl that reminds her so much of her ex boyfriend! Ugh!", she said as she slammed her bag onto the table. Andre and Regan began talking about the date. "Alright, dish girl! What about that date was good and what about that date was bad?", Gigi asked as she turned her attention to Regan. They all talked for a while about it, I listened in but didn't participate in the conversation. After a bit, one of our new members on our team joined, coming into the room, later than usual. "Hey there he is! You're late for once! Were you at a date or something?", Myc asked sarcastically. "Huh? What? No. I was tending to my plants.", he said as he places his brief case down onto the floor and sits down.

"That's such a pansy excuse!", Glenn said with a grumble. "If you have nothing good to say, don't say anything at all, Glenn.", he added which made Glenn scoff. Andre rolled his eyes and told Glenn to pipe down cause Regan was getting into the juicy details of the date. "Sooo..what plants were you planting?", I asked cheerfully. He darted his eyes away from me as he placed his hand at the nape of his neck. "Uh..I'm planting some fruits and vegetables.", he stated. I gasped and asked what kind he was planting, and if he was willing to bring some over to work. He nodded his head and we all talked for a bit about plants as everyone else observed, when we were done with the short conversation, Andre asked if we should pry into Regan's love life. "First off Andre, that isn't work appropriate, second off, we should be getting stuff done. Let's start work guys, no more banter. It's annoying.", he said a bit pissed off, and everyone decided to just leave to do their individual jobs.

~After work..~

After a pretty hectic day at work, we all decided to settle down at the bar just to chill and relax. For once, Y/N joined us, which was a shock and something we all needed to get used to. "Maaan today was tough. Can't believe I had to use almost all my drugs!", Andre sobbed into the table as he held a margarita. Gigi scoffed as she crossed her legs and sighed, "you had it easy! It was not fun trying to seduce that man." They both bickered a bit but Myc began laughing about how Andre was going to mention that Gigi's big tits should make it easier for her to seduce people, which made the situation worse. "Guys, come on, get a grip. We're still technically at work.", Y/N said as he took a deep breath and took a sip of his A/C. At this point Myc was far gone with his alcoholic behavior and blurted out some things he shouldn't have. "Yeah? Well how about you get a grip! You've been thinking dirty thoughts all day! You too Glenn! Ya nasty dolphin.", Myc said out loud, which caused all of us to gasp. Not because of the Glenn comment, that was normal, but Y/N?

"What do you mean, Myc?", Regan asked, cocking a gun to his..well I wouldn't call it his head, so his mushroom like cap. "Did I say something weird? Cause you're weird too Regan! You've been thinking about wh-", Myc said before he was wildly interrupted. "Shut the fuck up Myc! What did you say about Y/N!", Regan said a bit more forcefully. Before Myc could even say anything, Y/N got up from his seat and just sighed as he paid the bartender. "You guys are so quick to try and get into people's business. So nosy. It's not your place to ask, so keep it to yourself and don't pry any further.", he said as he glared at Regan, who slowly lowered the gun away from Myc. As Y/N was about to leave, Myc didn't give two shits when he began to blurt out something about him. "Aw running away again? Just when the fuck are you going to confess your love for Brett? It's so obvious! You flirt with him so much in the office!", Myc said out loud. Y/N turned around and his eyes widened, a blush crept across his face and he didn't know what to say as he looked at me dead in the eye.