The Troll Hunter《Norway x Reader》[✔]

Chapter 1: Responsibilities

"AMELIA FRANKLIN JONES GIVE ME BACK MY GODDAMN JOURNAL DAMMIT!" You ran in your pajamas around the dorm. Weird that the dorm was mixed, but you didn't mind. "AMELIA!!!"

"Haha! I got (Y/n)'s diary!!!"

"It's a journal dammit now give it back Jones!" Suddenly she threw it above her. You looked up to see Alfred sitting on top of the arch reading it.

"ALFRED FRANKLIN JONES GIVE IT BACK!" I yelled at him, but of course he ignored me.

"He hovered above me as I stared back into his deep green eyes lovingly..." He continued to read what you wrote as your face flushed in embarrassment. "This Isn't a diary!"

"Oh my god, it's her legendary book of erotica!"

"What's all the ruckus about?" You spotted Leon in his bed hair which gave you an idea.

"Hey Leon!" He looked at you sleepily as you pointed up at Alfred. "Can you help me?"

"Fine." He yawned as he readied himself.

"Go!" You ran towards him and stepped on his hands. He threw you up towards Alfred as you tackled the American off the ledge and down to the floor. You both started to wrestle until Amelia had to come and help her twin wrestle. You cussed in your head from their strength. You kicked Alfred in the face while your hand pushed Amelia's face.

"I see so much incest in this scene right now molesting a friend of theirs." You both stopped as you looked up to see Leon taking a picture of you three while Emil, Elizabeta, Feliks, and Mei where looking at you while holding in their laughter. A flash went off as your eyes widened.

"Leon..." He looked at you for a smirked and pulled off one of his rare smirks. "Oh shit, GET THE PHONE!" Amelia suddenly got off of you and tackled him down. You got off of Alfred and grabbed the phone. You instantly deleted the post that went on several websites. You sighed in relief as you calmly threw his phone back at him and grabbed your "journal" back.

"Get the book!" You cussed and ran as the twins continued.

"ALICE!!!" You screamed the name of your roommate for help as the two Americans chased you through the halls causing others to wake up and others to stop their work, and find out what was the cause of making their card castle fall. "ALICE MARIE KIRKLAND WHERE ARE YOU?!"

"For the last time (Y/n), I do not have a 'Marie' in my name-" You pushed her back into the room and lock the door shut. A loud thud was heard outside along with some whining.

"What did you do this time?" Alice sighed as you smiled sheepishly at her.

"Long story short they got my journal."

"By your journal, do you mean your little black book of erotic fanfics?"

"I don't know what you're talking about, Lis." You stood up and fixed your pajamas and threw your journal on your desk. "So how's your relationship with Francine?" You smirked as your British friend blushed.

"We uhh..." Her face started to turn dangerously red as your mouth gaped open.

"Oh my god... Who topped?" You sat on the rug. "Wait??? Did you top???"

"O-Of course not! She did..." Her face seemed disappointed. You grabbed your phone and sent a quick text to someone. "(Y/n), who are you-"

"She said she'll let you drive next time." She was redder than ever as you smiled innocently at her. You climbed up your hammock and turned off the lights on your side of the room. "Goodnight Kirkland, noght Flying Mint Bunny." You stared at the green bunny woth wings who was already in slumber as you drifted to sleep.