The signs while driving

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Aries: most likely to text and drive bc their social lives are more important than their actual lives

Taurus: "could you go any fucking slower" *tail gates person in front of them* ...honestly just perpetually mad while driving

GEMINI: *goes 50 in a 25* "fuck a speed limit Chipotle closes in 15 minutez"

Cancer: "yeah you keep speeding you delinquent" "go ahead and pass me, I bet wherever you're going isn't that important"

Leo: probably revving their engine and trying to intimidate other drivers

Virgo: stares into other cars, reads every sign and licence plate, probably cursing to themselves bc someone cut them off

Libra: loud music and never slows around turns. Probs the most likely to make their tires burn out.

Scorpio: no music, cigarette in one hand out the window thinking about life

Sagittarius: too impatient to stop at stop signs and probs running thru red lights and maybe trying to race the person next to them who knows

Capricorn: just enjoying the scenery and singing along with the radio

Aquarius: smooth cruising with music on low volume, really concentrating on the road

Pisces: *blasts music and becomes unaware of the speed limit*

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