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***Annabeth Chase has updated her status***

I just saw The Lightning Thief.

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DA EFF, PEEPLE. LOGAN LERMAN IS NOWHERE NEAR AS HOT AS PERCY. JEEZ

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Percy: I beg to differ.

Piper: same. that Logan... :9

Annabeth: ANYWAY, he looks nothing like Percy. Movie Annabeth looks nothing like me. Grover doesn't look anything like Grover. Luke looks nothing like Luke. Hell, Chiron is a bay centaur in the movie! He's grey, people!!!

Frank: *white

Percy: No, grey. White horses are called "grey" bc non-albinos (which are almost non-existent) have black skin. Also, they're brown/black/dark grey when they're foals, fading with age.

Annabeth: Fact!

Piper: YOU DUDES ARE SUCH NERRRDS

Percy: haha, idek how i new that, lolz

Annabeth: *sigh* smh

Jason: Percy is sneakretly horse-crazy. Like, keeping overdue horse encyclopedias/magazines from the library and drooling over the pictures

Percy: NOT true.

Hazel: GAAASP YAY WE CAN BE HORSE-CRAZY BUDDIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Percy: Um.

Hazel: WE CAN GO TRAIL RIDING AND HANG OUT AT THE STABLES AND WATCH THE SADDLE CLUB AND ORGANIZE THREE-DAY EVENTING TRIALS AND FANGIRL OVER PONIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Percy: ...

Percy: That sounds SO fun. HORSE-CRAZY BUDDIES 5EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hazel and Percy: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grover: so many exclamation points...

Grover: Gotta puke. afk

Leo: Any-wayy, what were you saying about the movie, Annaberf?

Annabeth: Um. Right. So.

Annabeth: It was terrible. I mean, we were all apparently 16, not 12? And the prophecy takes place when Percy's 20! GARRR

Annabeth: But loyalty to the REAL story aside, it was actually a really good stand-alone movie series (that only lasted until the Sea of Monsters, but oh well.) They did eventually get my hair and eyes right, and a black Grover totally makes sense, imho. So basically, if someone hasn't read the books, I'd tell them to watch the movie first (if at all) so that they won't be having a constant CRINGE ATTACK throughout the entire thing.

Grover: That was a mouthful.

Annabeth: hehe ^_^

Hazel: *screams*

Frank: WHAT WAIT WHAT WHAS WRONG WHAT WHO WHERE WHAT??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!

Hazel: Percy just tried to make me watch My Little Pony at our new horse-crazy club!

Percy: Gods, I saw cartoon horses, I put it in the DVD player! Whassa beeg deal?

Hazel: THOSE

Hazel: ARE NOT

Hazel: HORSES

Percy: Um.

Hazel: THOSE

Hazel: ARE MUTANT

Hazel: MAGICAL

Hazel: WINGED

Hazel: HORNED

Hazel: RAINBOWY

Hazel: BOTTLENOSED PUPPIES

Percy: Okay, okay! Sheesh

Hazel: THIS HORSE-CRAZY BUDDYSHIP IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Percy: But

Percy: But buddyship is magic!

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Percy: Aww.

Grover: Hey, Percy

Grover: Wanna go traaaaaaaaaaaaail riding?

Percy: :)

Percy: See you at teh STABLEZ!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Percy Jackson has left the conversation

Grover: Oh my gods

Grover: What have I done

Grover: Horses hate me

Grover: I am a goat

Grover: I cannot ride horses

Grover: HELP MEEEEE

Grover Underwood has left the conversation

Jason: Quote unquote: "I am a goat; I cannot ride horses."

Piper: URRGH SHADDUP

Leo: XDDDDDDDDD *highfives*

Annabeth: Aaaand that's my cue...

Annabeth Chase has exploded the Internet

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I sincerely apologize for this. 

That's all I have to say, really.