I have done something I should not have.
I brought up Masquerade.
And now that I have, I have a few words to share with the people who made Bakugan Battle Brawlers.
*Extremely Deep Inhale*
HOW DARE YOU USE THE MAIN ANTAGONIST OF THE FIRST SEASON IN THE SECOND SEASON AND THEN NEVER AGAIN AFTERWARDS.
I MEAN, COME ON BRUH. HE COULD STILL KICK SOME ROBOTIC BAKUGAN BUTT BUT NOOOOOOOO ALICE HAD TO GO AND WASTE THE LAST FIVE MINUTES OF CANON ANYONE WILL EVER HAVE FROM HIM.
THANKS OBAMA.
ALICE JUST HAD TO GO AND WASTE HIS ADVICE/TAUNTING AND LOSE TO A WEIRD MALE-WOLF-GIRL BECAUSE THAT IS LOGICAL.
HYGDRADOID IS STRONGER THAN THAT ALICE. WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST LET MASQUERADE TAKE OVER AND BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HADES FOR YOU?!?
BUT NOOOOOO I GOTTA WRITE A RETRAAAAAACTIOOOOONNNN. (XD another reference no one understands)
AND THE STUPID PEOPLE WHO MAKE DUBS HAD TO MAKE MASQUERADE EVIL AGAIN INSTEAD OF HELPING ALICE AS HE DID IN THE JAPANESE VERSION.
I AM WAY TOO TIRED FOR THIS AND SHOULD PROBABLY BE MEMORIZING MY SCHEDULE...
OH WELL.
AND THEN BOTH YOU AND CHAN CANT DEFEAT BOTH HADES AND THE STUPID MECHANICAL SPIDER WHO'S NAME ESCAPES ME BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT.
AND THEN THE FREAKING DRAGONOID HAS TO TAKE DOWN THE SPIDER FOR YOU. HAVE YOU ANY IDEA HOW DEMEANING THAT IS?!?
EXTREMELY.
IF DAN CAN BEAT IT, WHY CAN'T YOU?!? YOU BEAT THE GUY AT LEAST FIFTY BILLION TIMES! YOU'RE ALL DRAGONS FOR PETE'S SAKE! HELIOS IS A DRAGON, DRAGO IS A FRIGGIN DRAGON FOR OBVIOUS REASONS, ONE OF THE ANCIENT PEOPLE WAS- GUESS WHAT, A DRAGON. THERE WAS NAGA, WYVERN, OTHER PEOPLE...AND HYDRANOID. EVEN ULTIMATE HYDRANOID! YOU CANT BEAT A LITTLE MECHANICAL BAKUGAN?!? ALICE SHOULD BE ERASED FROM EXISTANCE FOR THIS BLASTPHEMY!
BUT NOOOOO MASQUERADE STILL HAS NO SEPERATE EXISTANCE. HE'S NOT DEAD, JUST LIKE GARMADON, ANAKIN, PALPATINE, GENERAL SOLAR, OR ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE! DISSAPEARING IN A COLORFUL MIST OF PIXELS MEANS NOTHING!
YOH HEAR ME? NOTHING!!!
He's still there Alice.
Waiting to take control again.
Kinda like the Phantom Of The Opera when you think about it...
BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT.
HADES IS DEAD, THANK THE INFINITY CORE. BUT HYDRANOID'S LAST BATTLE WAS A LOSS...
AND SO WAS MASQUERADE'S...
NO WAIT. IT WAS A WIN, AS USUAL. XD
BUT HYDRANOID LOST BECAUSE OF DERPING ALICE DERPED OUT AND COULDNT DERP THE DERPING HERP DERP. XP
What I meant was ALICE COULDN'T BEAT A MECHANICAL BAKUGAN THAT DAN BEAT IN TWO ROUNDS WITH SPECTRA PHANTOM/KEITH CLAY (Who is BASICALLY A COOLER LOOKING CLONE OF MASQUERADE.)
DANG CHAN YOU SUCK. HYDRANOID IS AWESOME, BUT YOU JUST AIN'T DOIN' IT RIGHT. (AAAAAND another reference XD)
Now...What else do I want to rant about... :3
OH YEAH!!!
Why is the main antagonist of the first season STUCK INSIDE THE MIND OF ONE OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS?!?
WHAT IS THIS, JUMANJI ON STEROIDS?!?
NO, ITS INSANITY. YOU DONT POSESS A SIDE CHARACTER, MAKE THEM A MAIN CHARACTER BECAUSE THEY ARE POSSESSED, MAKE THE POSESSER SUPER EVIL AND THE MAIN ANTAGONIST (I'm probably getting that wrong, seeing as there is such a thing as a secondary tritagonist... XP), THEN MAKE THAT ANTAGONIST GOOD, KILL THEM, BRING THEM BACK, KILL THEM AGAIN, AND NEVER MENTION THEM AGAIN. XP
NO ONE IN THE INDUSTRY UNDERSTANDS US FANGIRLS AND FANBOYS.
HMM LETS JUST REMOVE MY MASK BECAUSE HAL G WILL CONVENIENTLY SHOW UP AND POINT AN ACCUSATIONAL FINGER AT POOR ALICE WHO IS ABOLOUTELY CLUELESS. NO. YOU SHOULD HAVE HELPED DAN EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE BASICALLY AN APPARITION.
AND APPARENTLY MY CAPS LOCK HAS SPONTANEOUSLY DECIDED TO QUIT WORKING. WONDER WHY.
XD THIS CHAPTER IS ALMOST AS LONG AS MY ACTUAL STORIES' CHAPTERS...
YOU ARE READING
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