Ares: His voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel... or something
Taurus: I must be the color of the communist manifesto
GEMINI: My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves
Cancer: I am all gushing and breathy—like a child, not a grown woman who can vote and drink legally in the state of Washington
Leo: My anxiety level has shot up several magnitudes on the Richter scale
Virgo: I sit up and reach for the orange juice, drinking it down too quickly. It's delicious, ice cold, and it makes my mouth a much better place
Libra: My subconscious has reared her somnambulant head
Scorpio: I'm so glad I decided to wear my best jeans this morning
Sagittarius: My hormones are racing
Capricorn: The remaining subclauses of this clause 15 are to be read subject to this proviso and to the fundamental matters agreed in clauses 2-5 above
Aquarius: Grabbing it quickly, I squirt toothpaste on it and brush my teeth in double quick time. I feel so naughty. It's such a thrill
Pisces: I push open the door and stumble through, tripping over my own feet and falling head first into the office. Double crap—me and my two left feet!
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I have never read this book or sen the movie and I don't plan to but some of these were just funny to me so I had to make a chapter and post it.
~ -Marin-
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Zodiac Signs
RandomAnything about your zodiac sign! It might be spot on or totally different, who knows? What is your sign? (I get a lot of these from Tumblr, I don't take credit for any of them.) I will try an update every week, 3 to 4 times a week, depending on how...
