I am NOT an elfling

Insane Denial (With a Side of Sass)

Wellt I'm in denial " i said chiperly, nearly running to keep up with him "Denial?" He questioned, he eyebrows squashing together, mentally laughing i replied " Yep denial, you see ( and i am sorry to inform you of this) you are not real" "Not Real?!?" He said in shock, before his expression settled and he looked at my like i was insane " You certainly are one strange child" "I know" i replied " its part of my charm" and then i skipt right ahead, into the house and slammed the door so he could not get through. Ha!

Ok, maybe a closed door was not much of a defence a definitely bigger than 6 foot shape shifting hunk of muscles, but hey, a girl can try! So I skip down the hall, quite frankly not giving a football, yes, a football, Im not swearing, remember ? Either way, i have decided i have come to a decision, if everyone is gonna act like im insane, then i should to and if your gonna be insane, do it right.

So i decided to skip down the hall singing;

"Pineapples are yellow,
Ravenclaws are blue,
Im dancing through the hallway,
With nothing much to do!"

Deciding, that this is definitely not real, again, I decided i might as well enjoy, and ignore the annoying voice in my head going " Yeah right" ( snort).

"Im running through the hallways,
Now im in the kitchen,
Not sure what what rhymes with kitchen,
How about Tim Minchin?"

"Great song artist by the way" I casually comment to an open mouthed Sushi.

" The dwarves all think im crazy,
Quite frankly I agree,
Im singing in front of strangers,
Whats the matter with me?"

" ...and im gonna stop singing now..."

"So hey guys" A beamed, a new day, a new start! " Hows it crackilakin?". "
" Hows it what?" Stuttered a confused Ori.
"Crackilakin!" I shout, arms raised to the sky.
" Are all the elvish children this.....eh...." Slowly said, um, Bofur? Whatever, its hat guy.
"Super-duper fantastically awesome!" I buttered in.
"Err, yes, i guess?" He continued.
"Human" i said " pointing to myself " Remeber?" Ohh, and I could tell them " Ohh, and announcement, I have officially gone into denail!!! Again!!!Yahhh!!!"!!!

The Dwarves all continued looking at my in half pity, half astonishment. "I don't have time for this!" Growled an angry Thorin. "Time for what?" I casually chirped, head side-ways. " For this foolishness!" He growled, damn, he is like a human wolf. " Well if you dont want me with you, say so" i said, glaring, this douche has it coming. "Well of course i do not, you are nothing but an annoying lenience" he said, glaring back. By now some of the dwarves looked rather taken aback, but they stayed silent.

"Well fine! I will make it to Mirkwood on my own!" I shouted, Thorin just laughed a bitter laugh " You would not last five minutes! How long did you say you have been in middle earth? And already you have been nearly killed by Goblins", i growled " Well, i would rather travel alone, unsafe and risk it all again than spend another minute in the presence of one thats despises me, God knows ive spent enough of my life doing so, no more!" I yelled and stormed out, leaving a pack of confused dwarves behind me.

How dare he! That stupid, arrogant..urgh!!! No! I am better than this. I am as welcome as they are in this house. If i wanna eat food in the god damn kitchen I will!! Screw Mr I Am Sooo Better Than you! I storm back to the door, then stop, what if i cant do this. You can, I say to myself ( I am amazing at pep talks) and I WILL.  I open the door back i to the room and all sounds stop. Its now or never. Sweetly I smile as a walk in and say in a voice sickly sweet enough to give diabetes "Im Sorry", Thorin gives a superior look, poor soul, not, " I couldnt find it" I continue after a dramatic pause.

"What?" Barks a poor confused Thorin, he really shouldn't have, "Your honour, I looked everywhere I did, but nope, it was all gone, I thnk we will just have to both accept the fact and I move on". He turned purple. I quickly got the seat furthest from everyone ( the head seat with a space on either side". " A pity reall" I comment as I a grab a plate from a nearby stack and start putting a bit of salad and fruit and such on it. I gave my most evil smile.

Thorin, looking ready to burst, goes to yell, before Bilbo ( I know right? Wow!) steps ( though not physically in) " Now, now" he says in a tone one would speak to a small child throwing a tantrum!! The thought!! " There is no need to say such things! It is breakfast and I, for one, am happy to be able to eat such splendid food. I suggest we put everything behind us for know and try to enjoy what we have now, for who knows when we shall have such again". Bilbo looks rather cautious as he finishes, but still somehow brave. Thorin looks to comment but just as he starts to speak Gandalf walks in " Why, what a wonderful thought, we do leave tomorrow morning after all", my mouth drops at this and Thorins face goes hard. We continue to eat in silence. The dwarves murmuring in soft whispers.

I walk out as soon as I am done and go as fast as I can to my room. God, my life sucks. I finally meet my heroes and they all hate me!! Its horrible. So I lay done silently on my bed and do the only thing I can do, cry and with my heart of hearts and just wish myself away. After all, who would ever want to be friends with someone like me?

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Sorry for the short, late chapter, I kinda suck at this :/