Facebook •Harry x Louis•

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4: That is Photoshop

Harry: You never message me first.

Louis: Hello to you too.

Harry: No seriously.

Louis: I did once. Three days ago.. When we first spoke..

Harry: Oh yah...

Louis: You're such a weirdo.

Harry: Look! *image attached*

Louis: Is that me?? How are you hugging me??

Harry: It's Photoshop! Apparently people ship us.

Louis: Ship?

Harry: Niall told me it means people want us together? Idk.

Louis: It still doesn't explain why you have that picture...

Harry: Some girl made it and sent it to me. It's adorable.

Louis: No it's weird.

Harry: ( 　ﾟ,_ゝﾟ)

Louis: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Harry: I wonder how small you are compared to me...

Louis: Why do you think these things oms.

Harry: Oms?

Louis: Oh my Satan.

Harry: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Louis: Ok bro, find your chill.

Harry: DEVIL WORSHIPER!

Louis: No???

Harry: WHY?!

Louis: Jesus Christ Harold, I can't keep up with you.

Louis: This is even harder than keeping up with the kardashians...

Harry: Did you just make a joke?

Louis: Omfg I did O.o

Harry: IT WAS ACTUALLY GOOD.

Harry: AM I RUBBING OFF ON YOU?

Louis: No because your jokes are bad.

Harry: I'm stealing your joke.

Louis: NO YOU CAN'T.

Harry: I just did. BAM!

Louis: Rude -.-

Harry: Aw, is little twinky pie angry?

Louis: What is up with you and that stupid pet name.

Harry: It's cute!

Louis: But I'm not a twink.

Harry: Are you sure?

Louis: Bye.

Harry: Nooooooooo twinky pie, don't leave.

Louis: Does it look like thats my name?!!!!!

Harry: D U H......................

Louis: I hate you so much.

Louis: You're lucky your hot.

Harry: ......

Louis: What?

Harry: I'm waiting for you to blame facebook.

Louis: You already know the drill by now so I don't have to say it.

Harry: Rolling my eyes.

Louis: (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

Harry; Stooop.

Louis: (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

Harry: Stop being so cute.

Louis: BYE

Harry: HELLO

Louis: BYEEEEE

Harry: HAYYYYY

Louis: I'm eating coconut tastycake.

Louis: It's so good.

Harry: Eat it off of me ;)

Louis: Do you always flirt with strangers?

Harry: Yes.

Harry: Was it obvious?

Louis: Pretty much, yeah.

Harry: I got all this money.

Louis: Sugar daddy.

Harry: And you say you're not gay or a twink pshhh

Louis: Just because I'm straight doesn't mean I can't play around?

Harry: I was joking, sugar plum. Don't get all feisty on me.

Louis: Now you have to buy me pretty clothes.

Harry: But baby was disobeying Daddy.. He needs to be punished first.

Louis: ommmmgggggg you really are a dom.

Louis: Thats so creepy.

Harry: It's hot to a lot of people.

Louis: Idk just thinking about me being a dom is... weird..

Harry: Hun... With that ass, nobody would ever let you dom.

Louis: Omfg

Harry: I'm just telling the truth.

Louis: OKAY.

Harry: OKAY.

Louis: OKAY.

Harry: OKAY.

Louis: OKAY.

Harry: OKAYY.

Louis: You messed up, haha.

Harry: You should come down here.

Louis: wtf? No.

Harry: JEEZ DONT HAVE TO BE SO MEAN.

Louis: I dont wanna come down there, be constantly flirted with by a gay guy and being harassed.

Harry: That was really rude.

Louis: Well it's the truth.

Harry: What is up with you and your anger issues..

Louis: I have no anger issues. Maybe you do.

Harry: Oh.

Louis: well you're being boring now. Bye.

Harry: Bye...