Creepypasta Boyfriend Scenarios

Special Chapter: Creepypasta Rescue!

(I present to you... The special chapter to celebrate 100K views! Which was due ages ago... Whoops. Blame the dachshund. This word count is over 5ooo! Do check the author's note too, there's something very important in there! XD)

Out of all the captured creepypastas, BEN was the first to gain awareness about the situation.

But only after he'd finished gobbling up all the Doritos and licked his fingers clean, of course.

"Huh? Where am I?"

He went up to the front of the hanging cage and started banging on the bars, yelling for someone to let him out.

"I'M TOO YOUNG TO GET THE ELECTRIC CHAIR! SOMEONE BUST ME OUTTA THIS JOINT!"

The little elf's wild shrieking roused Dark Link from the depths of unconsciousness.

Darkness picked himself up from the floor and sat on his knees, trying to regain his bearings.

BEN was making this extraordinary difficult with his hysterical screams about death, doom and destruction.

Instead of gathering his thoughts, Dark Link found himself just getting a headache.

"Will you shut up for just half a minute?" He groaned, yanking his hat down and over his ears.

"BUT I CAN'T DIE NOW! MY YUM-YUMS NEED ME! I WANNA LIVE! I WANNA EAT CHINESE TAKEAWAY IN CHINA!"

"You're already dead, you blithering baboon! And besides, what about your girlfriend? Aren't you at all worried about her?"

"Yeah, yeah, I love her and everything. BUT MAH YUM-YUMS-"

Dark Link audibly growled as he looked towards the blonde midget, his eyes practically glowing red.

"FOR THE LOVE OF ZALGO; STOP SCREAMING ABOUT YOUR YUM-YUMS AND GLITCH YOURSELF OUT OF THAT CAGE!"

With the amount of screaming that came from the dungeon, it was no surprise that Jeff soon woke up too.

"Ugh... What's going on...?"

He was just in time to see BEN attempt to glichily disappear, only to bounce off a mysterious force-field that surrounded the cage. It didn't stop him from sticking his head between the bars, though.

"I'M TRAPPED! I'M TRAPPED! THE ARMAGEDDON HAS BEGUN!"

"Somebody put him out of his misery!" Darkness moaned.

Jeff attempted to move, but found himself bound tightly to the wall by...

"Licorice?" He said in confusion.

Upon further inspection, the psychotic killer realized that it was just chains painted to look like licorice. Weird.

BEN continued to scream his head off about everything and anything he could think of, while Dark Link continued to contemplate suicide.

Jeff was just plain confused about everything.

"Okay. Nothing makes a lot of sense here, but something about this dungeon gives off an extremely L.J-like vibe..."

Darkness glanced at him like he was stupid, then slowly looked down at the steel collar around his neck. Its design was like the edge of a swirly lollipop.

Then he looked up at BEN's cage, which looked suspiciously like it was made out of candy cane.

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Silence fell over them, broken only by Jeff's sheepish chuckling.