"Hello and welcome to the first ever character ask from the hit teenfiction novel, Psychopath. I am your host, Tyler Davis... *fixes skirt because why the fuck did I choose to wear a skirt today?* first up, we have Emerson Riley."
Q: Can you just do the naked tango with Oliver already?
A: I would but he wanna keep secrets and shit.
Q: When are you gonna tell Oliver about the bet?
A: It wasn't a bet and I don't know yet, I don't want him to stop trusting me.
Q: Virgin or nah?
A: Or nah...
Q: Your friends were in the house when you two did that... Do you remember?
A: Uh... Yeah.
Q: How do you feel now that you and Oli have kissed and um cough other stuff?
A: Is it weird to say I feel kind of the same? I mean, his lips are fucking heaven on Earth and that boy is really something...
Q: So have you forgotten about the bet and it doesn't matter now? Or what?
A: Well, when I'm with him, those feelings are genuine. I mean, I really like him and shit, to me, the dare is nothing now. I do feel guilty though.
Q: IT WASNT A BET, IT WAS A DARE
A: THANK YOU
"Thank you, Emerson. Now for the real show, we have Oliver J. Remmerrrr. Give it up for the ball of fire. *whispers* by the way go cop my mixtape, it's also fire."
Q: Do you want Emerson to be your girlfriend?
A: I wouldn't mind actually.
Q: Why don't you ask Em to be your girlfriend already?
A: I'm dangerous... I blackout a lot and either she'll get sick of me eventually or I'll hurt her unintentionally. You guys don't realize that I do black out, I need help... I have a problem that I don't think either of us could handle. And I really don't think I could ever forgive myself if I hurt her.
Q; Where can I buy you? Is there like a psychopath.com for people like you?
A: Sorry, not for sale. Why would you even want a psychopath?
Q: Is this the first time Em made you hard?
A: NEXT QUESTION
Q: lol why did I ask that idk
A: I DON'T KNOW EITHER
Q: Are you secretly underground fighting or something?
A: Or something.
Q: How big are you down there cause em said you're bigger than ceaser the salad
A: I don't feel comfortable answering this.
Q: How are you getting beat up?
A: Truth is, I'm not. I always win.
Q: Why do u keep turning down Em when things get "heated"? Do u WANT her to be your girlfriend?
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Psychopath. (bwwm) ✓
Teen Fiction"Write down one word that describes you." psy·cho·path noun noun: psychopath; plural noun: psychopaths a person suffering from chronic mental disorder with abnormal or violent social behavior. ⌄⌃⌄⌃⌄⌃⌄ "I'm psychopathic..." Oliver muttered as he glar...
