He Eats Something He Hates

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(Another suggestion by MyDigitalEscapefan, who automatically receives a grand total of one golden, black and white golden cookie! ... Did I just contradict myself? (.::.) )

Jeff the Killer

As a reward for good behaviour, you decided to order some pizza for Jeff and you to share.

When it finally arrived, Jeff pounced on the delivery boy, snatched the pizza, told him to go to sleep, then slammed the door in his face.

"Y/N! The pizza's here!" He announced, trotting into the lounge.

"Great! Did you remember to tip the delivery boy?"

His cut smile widened into an innocent grin as he set it down on the coffee table.

"Er... Yep!"

D/N obediently sat by your feet, gazing upwards with wide, adorable eyes.

You rolled your own eyes and opened the pizza box; releasing the mouthwatering aroma.

Inhaling deeply, you took the first slice and invited Jeff to take the second.

"Bet you can't eat it all in one bite!" You challenged.

Your lovable killer boyfriend's response was to stick his tongue out immaturely and cram the whole slice into his mouth.

D/N whimpered mournfully; you laughed and shook your head. It was all fun and games until you realized something was wrong.

Jeff's eyes rolled to the back of his head. He was starting to foam violently at the mouth.

"... Jeffy boy?"

All of a sudden, the psychotic killer leapt up with an almighty yell.

"H-HOT! HOT! HOT!"

He ran around in comically flaming circles for a few minutes, then proceeded to dunk his head inside your lemonade jug.

"Uuggg... Why didn't you tell me that you'd ordered the spice lovers?!"

"What's the matter, Jeffy boy? Can't handle the heat?"

Jeff moaned and stuck his face back into the jug. Bubbles escaped from his cut smile.

BEN Drowned... In (healthy) carrot juice?

You passed by the stairway and then did a double take.

BEN was sprawled out at the top of the stairs, panting heavily, trying to stuff another Doritos chip into his mouth.

"Must... Reach... Videogames..."

You sighed. It had finally gone too far.

"BEN, your addiction to junk food has gone too far. I'm putting you on a diet."

~Le Phantom-Induced Timeskip~

"NO! NO! WHY, Y/N?! WHYYY?"

BEN wailed to the heavens at the top of his voice as you shoved a spoonful of tomato salad into his mouth.

The little elf was tied firmly to a high chair. There was even a cute little baby bib tied around his neck.

"For godness sakes, BEN! It's just healthy food!"

"MAH YUM-YUMS NEED- ulp!"

Dark Link~

Darkness had gotten you through the day with a promise that he was planning a surprise.

When you returned home, he was waiting for you by the front door.

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