RANDOMNESS!!

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(I'm adding you in this Chapter XD)

Me:WAZZUP MOTHER FUCKER!!!

You:Huh?Oh Hey!!

Me:Hai!!*Skips towards the fridge*IM SOOOOOO BORED!!

You:Don't whine..

Me:You can't tell me what to do!!*Looks on fridge*Fuck this!*Walks to you*Hey..*Pokes your face*

You:What?

Me:*Keeps poking your face*

You:*Trying to ignore it*

(Read this part if you're a girl)

Me:Hey lets go look at the Puppies at the pet store!!

You:YAS!!!!

Both of us:*Runs all the way to the Pet store and looks at the Puppies in the window*

You:Awww!!So cute!!

Me:Kawaii!!*Hugs you*

Both:*Go and buy some Mc Donald's/Burger King/Starbucks/Chipotle/Popeyes.You choose :)*

(If you're a guy read this)

Me:*Pokes your face*

You:WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT BITCH!!*Gasps and covers your mouth*

Me:*Kicks you in the gut*FUCK YOU!!

You:*Hold your stomach in pain*

Me:*Walks away and comes back*Im sorry are you okay?*Helps you up*

You:Yeah I'm fine..

Me:*Jumps out the Window*

You:KEYSHA!!!*Looks out the window*

Me:Dude I'm fine I landed on Bonnie...

Bonnie:FUCK!!!

Me:We should probably help him..

You:YA THINK!!

Me:*Gets Shotgun*Say that again..I dare you!!

You:*Stays quiet and helps Bonnie*

Me:Good choice...*Hugs you*HUGS!!!:3

You:*Hugs me back*

Me:*Shoots the wall and and Elk cries in pain*Ooh!I killed an Elk!!:D

Bonnie:SHE'S GOT A GUN!!

You:SHIT!!!*Runs away*

Me:Bai Bai!!!




Randomness!!
Idk if I should make more stuff like this...Its your decision..And I really enjoy making stuff like this!!:D

Bai Bai!!

Dadum dum dadum!!

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