(I'm adding you in this Chapter XD)
Me:WAZZUP MOTHER FUCKER!!!
You:Huh?Oh Hey!!
Me:Hai!!*Skips towards the fridge*IM SOOOOOO BORED!!
You:Don't whine..
Me:You can't tell me what to do!!*Looks on fridge*Fuck this!*Walks to you*Hey..*Pokes your face*
You:What?
Me:*Keeps poking your face*
You:*Trying to ignore it*
(Read this part if you're a girl)
Me:Hey lets go look at the Puppies at the pet store!!
You:YAS!!!!
Both of us:*Runs all the way to the Pet store and looks at the Puppies in the window*
You:Awww!!So cute!!
Me:Kawaii!!*Hugs you*
Both:*Go and buy some Mc Donald's/Burger King/Starbucks/Chipotle/Popeyes.You choose :)*
(If you're a guy read this)
Me:*Pokes your face*
You:WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT BITCH!!*Gasps and covers your mouth*
Me:*Kicks you in the gut*FUCK YOU!!
You:*Hold your stomach in pain*
Me:*Walks away and comes back*Im sorry are you okay?*Helps you up*
You:Yeah I'm fine..
Me:*Jumps out the Window*
You:KEYSHA!!!*Looks out the window*
Me:Dude I'm fine I landed on Bonnie...
Bonnie:FUCK!!!
Me:We should probably help him..
You:YA THINK!!
Me:*Gets Shotgun*Say that again..I dare you!!
You:*Stays quiet and helps Bonnie*
Me:Good choice...*Hugs you*HUGS!!!:3
You:*Hugs me back*
Me:*Shoots the wall and and Elk cries in pain*Ooh!I killed an Elk!!:D
Bonnie:SHE'S GOT A GUN!!
You:SHIT!!!*Runs away*
Me:Bai Bai!!!
Randomness!!
Idk if I should make more stuff like this...Its your decision..And I really enjoy making stuff like this!!:D
Bai Bai!!
Dadum dum dadum!!
YOU ARE READING
Book of Random Sh*t!!!
RandomYeah...I'm bored most of the time so here we are!!Let see what randomness ill write when I'm bored!! XD
