What The Signs Do When Someone Steals Their food

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Aries: Pushes the person onto the floor and demands they fight them to see who is more worthy of their food.

Taurus: "You motherfucking bitch hoe cunt face how fucking dare you i will take this fork and shove it up your ass and watch as the life leaves your eyes"

Cancer: Is willing to share. Sharing is caring

Gemini: Chokes the Person with tears running down their face

Leo: Doesnt eat around people to make sure they don't get any ideas People are savages when they see I have food

Libra: Picks really healthy shit that no one likes

Virgo: Smacks the asshole out of them

Scorpio: Who would steal food from a Scorpio?

Sagittarius: Hisses at them and protects their food with their life

Capricorn: Doesn't care at all

Aqaurius: Stares at the person as they slowly approach their death with every bite

Pisces: Stabs their fork into the persons hand as they try to grab their plate.

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