Ok I know this is a long chapter :7 but read it!!!!
Maddie: Guys im gonna go out for a while... Can I take you car Mike?
Mike: Last time you crashed it, so no. Use you roller skates.
Maddie: Fine *sighs and puts on roller skates*
~2 hours later~
Maddie: Guys I am home!! *opens door*
Fritz: Hey, did you get food?
Maddie: Um, No. I did get something a lot better.
Fritz: If its another snow globe then-
Maddie: Its not a snow globe. Come in here!
Fritz: *Walks into living room* ;-; Maddie.... What is it?
???: *has black hoodie with skinny jeans and ears and a tail* Arf! Arf!
Fritz: Is that a human dog?
Maddie: Yeah!
Fritz: Did you get her a collar.* looks at collar on her on her kneck *
Moonshade?
Maddie: That was her name when I got her. She is my guard dog.
Fritz: Why do you need a guard dog?
Maddie: Well, Mike is always mean to me so if he is mean to me again then I will have Moonshade to eat him... Or hurt him.
Moonshade: Arf * wags tail *
Maddie: I am still trying to figure out if I should give her a dog bed or a human bed
Fritz: Well I guess a dog bed. Remember donut? His old bed is in the garage.
Maddie: *frowns* Wasn't Donut the dog I fed that poisonous spider to?
Fritz: ;-; Yes. Boy do I miss him.
Maddie: Can you get it for me?
Fritz: Fine *goes into garage to look*
Maddie: So, Moonshade...
Moonshade: *jumps on couch*
Maddie: I hope no one cares that your hair from your ears and tail get on the couch.
Fritz: *Walks in with dogbed* Tell her to get off of the couch.
Maddie: Aww. But she is part human!
Fritz: I dont care if she is, I dont want any dog hair on the couch. *sets down dog bed* She sits on this.
Moonshade: *goes and sits on dogbed crisscross applesauce*
Maddie: Fine.
Fritz: Mike is working dayshift so he will be back at like 11. Make sure Moonshade is in your room before he gets home.
Maddie: Ok. Yay! She will only sleep in my room.
Vincent: *walks in and sees moonshade* Why is the hot girl in the dog bed?
Maddie: Vincent that isnt a lady, thats my-
Vincent: #_# Thats a guy?
Maddie: No, its a girl but its my dog. *giggles*
Vincent: Oh, so we have a dog? Cool. *scratches behind Moonshade's ears*
Moonshade: ~In Mind~ Not sure if I trust Vincent doing this...
Vincent: I like dogs... They cant tell secrets. Why does she look like a human with dog ears and a tail?
Maddie: Vincent, she is a human dog. Im not sure how it works either.
Vincent: Oh, Well she is a dog. Can she sleep in my room? *grins evily*
Maddie: NO. NEVER. I WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO HER OH GOSH.
Vincent: ;-; Ok fine.
Maddie: Get away from her. *pushes vincent* And go put on some deodorant. You smell worse than Mike after his morning jog.
Vincent: Ugh I hate living here. You guys make me do everything.
Maddie: ._. Do you ever shower?
Vincent: YOU CANT MAKE ME! *takes out knife and holds up to Maddies neck*
Maddie: &_& Vincent, please dont
Moonshade: Grrrrrr*growls at Vincent*
Vincent: *presses knife into Maddies neck and cuts her a bit*
Maddie: Fritz help!
Vincent: *looks at Fritz*
Fritz: &_& *runs away*
Moonshade: *runs at Vincent and bites*
Vincent: AHHH SHE BIT ME OH GOD *tries to stab Moonshade*
Maddie: *Runs away from Vincent and to door* AHHHH
Mike: *opens door and Maddie runs into him*
Maddie: Mike help! *hides behind Mike*
Mike: ;-; Oh God. Its eleven and I just got off work.
Vincent: HELP AHHHH *running from Moonshade*
Mike: Oh my god. Vincent calm down... *Looks at Moonshade* BAD DOG-HUMAN THING, SIT.
Moonshade: *sits down on floor and wags tail happily*
Maddie: *starts to cry from neck bleeding*
Mike: *turns and sees small cut from knife on Maddies neck* go put a hello kitty bandaid on that... Use two
Maddie: O~hic~Ok *runs to bathroom crying*
Mike: Vincent?
Vincent: *lying on couch face down* whaaaaat *rolls over*
Mike: Where is Fritz?
Fritz: I am hiding under the kitchen table... *comes out*
Mike: ;-; What is that? *points to Moonshade*
Fritz: Maddie's new pet, *Walks over and sits next to Vincent*
Mike: HEY MADDIE! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!!!
Maddie: *runs in* I didnt do it... Whatever it is I happened to not do
Mike: ;-; Why did you get a dog-thing without telling me?
Maddie: Because you would have said no.
Mike: *sighs* If you knew I'd say no then why get it anyway?
Maddie: Because, the man at the counter of pet world said all her owners take her back. :(
Mike: Well you better hope I dont take you back to the orphanage.
Vincent: Hehe, Mike called Maddie an orphan.
Maddie: MIKE! *Weakly punches Mike*
Mike: Well, you beter take that thing back to pet world.
Maddie: Its name is Moonshade! And I am keeping it.
Mike: No you are not.
Maddie: Yes I am! *face gets red with anger*
Mike: You get so worked up. Ill just take her back on my way to work tomorrrow.
Maddie: No! Please dont!
Mike: *sighs* Ok this isnt going to be easy is it?
Fritz: ..._____... Just let her keep her.
Mike: Ugh Im not even gonna try anymore. You can keep the damn thing.
Maddie: Aww! Thanks so much Mikey!!!
Mike: Dont call me that...
Maddie: Yay!!! I have a guard dog, I have a guard dog!
Mike: ;-; I am going to bed * goes to room *
Maddie: Ok night night
A/N: Hey everyone thanks for reading that. I HOPE YOU READ THAT. Go back and read it. I know you didnt... Ok good *throws cookies at readers who read whole thing* Good reader *pets readers hair* Goodbye, Eat Pie. Eat cookies. Meow. Dont worry rosy, your chapter is comming soon! Bai bai
