Chapter 35

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Zelena and Regina

Zelena: Sis, I need to talk to you.

Regina: Sure. But you do know you could've just come over, right?

Zelena: Not with mother there. I don't want her to know yet what I'm going to tell you.

Regina: Is this a good secret or something that's going to end with putrid butter socks being thrown?

Zelena: Good secret.

Regina: Alright. Proceed.

Zelena: So within the next month I plan to ask Marian to marry me but I want it to be as romantic as possible.

Regina: Aww! I think I can help with that.

Zelena: Really, Regina? Because your help planning it all out would mean the world to me.

Regina: Consider it done.

Cora: MY BABIES GETTING ALONG!

Zelena: Bloody hell! Why do you insist on coming out of nowhere?!

Regina: I forgot she likes to butt into conversations.

Cora: Yet still not as big a butt as you are, my dear queenie.

Zelena: And here I thought I'd actually get to keep a secret.

Regina: My butt is not that big!!

Cora: Oh hush, greenie. Do I look like Snow? I'm happy you and Marian are together and I want to help!

Zelena: Wait, really?

Regina: I should've run away.

Cora: DUH! I was the first to catch on, remember? I knew you both were dating before she left Storybrooke and went to New York.

Zelena: I'm shocked, mother. Well if you truly want to help, I would love that.

Regina: Oh how nice! Mother and daughters bonding! I'm going to barf.

Cora: Save it, Kim Kardashian. You know you love spending time with your dear old Mummy. Now I can spend time with the both of you.

Zelena: Kim Kardashian?

Regina: Mother....You and these names, I swear I think my brain might explode one day.

Cora: #BrainBlast #MindBlown #ImOutThisBitch


Hook, Neal & Emma

Hook: Would either of you know how to hotwire a car?

Neal: Pft. Duh.

Emma: You're kidding, right?

Hook: No. I need some help.

Neal: Sure, I'll help. My skills are rusty anyway.

Emma: Uh...whose car are you trying to steal?

Hook: Not steal. B O R R O W.

Neal: Oooo! We could go on a road trip!

Emma: I'm surrounded by idiots.

Hook: AYE!

Neal: I'll bring the chips!

Emma: HEY! WHOSE CAR ARE YOU 'BORROWING'?!

Hook: No need to shout, lass. And I found a Lincoln by the library.

Neal: Yeah Emma, calm down.

Emma: Isn't that- you know what, you two have fun. Let me know how the trip goes.

Hook: We'll bring you back a souvenir.

Neal: I'm on my way, Hook.

Emma: Mhmm...

Hook: I've got the rum!


Cora & Rumple

Cora: Rumple-Bumple

Rumple: ....Why are you plaguing me with your existence?

Cora: Pft, you know having me around is a gift.

Rumple: More like a curse. What do you want?

Cora: I need your help with something.

Rumple: Does this involve Regina?

Cora: Yes...

Rumple: No.

Cora: And why the hell not?!

Rumple: Because I don't need her yelling at me for helping with whatever dumb plan you have.

Cora: I just need a simple spell. No one has to know you gave it to me.

Rumple: And yet, my gut tells me the moment I hand over the spell, all hell will break loose and I'll be in just as much trouble as you.

Cora: Right, because they're all a match for the Dark One.

Rumple: That isn't the point. I have a newborn child and a wife to think about. You know, Cora, an actual family. Something you never had.

Cora: That slick tongue will get you nowhere with me because we both know you've always had a family, even when Bae left. Isn't that right, Rumple?

Rumple: I really despise you. I hope you know that.

Cora: My dear, you have yet to feel true hatred for me. I'll be by to get the spell tomorrow.

Rumple: We're going to establish some ground rules after this because you're not going to keep holding stuff over my head.

Cora: You say that and yet it's been how many years now?

Rumple: GOOD NIGHT.

Cora: LOVE YOU TOO.


Henry & Erin

Henry: Erin, I can't talk long.

Erin: Henry! Are you okay?!

Henry: Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I'm locked up in my room.

Erin: And your mom let you keep your phone?

Henry: HAHAHA no. I have spares hidden around the house.

Erin: Sneaky. But she told me I couldn't be around you anymore.

Henry: Don't listen to her. She just hates the idea of me dating.

Erin: No, I think she genuinely wants to kill me.

Henry: Nah. She doesn't. But it would help if you didn't talk to her the way you do.

Erin: I can't help it, she gets under my skin sometimes.

Henry: Look, I love you, Erin. And I love my mom. The both of you have to come to some sort of agreement. But we'll talk about that once I'm off punishment.

Erin: How long are you in jail?

Henry: Surprisingly, just two weeks.

Erin: That doesn't sound right...

Henry: Eh, I think mom's just finally learning I'm growing up.

Erin: No Henry I think there's some other stuff planned.

Henry: Don't worry about it. I have to go now, I hear her coming upstairs. Love you.

Erin: Love you too.

AN: Hey guys, I just wanted to put out another chapter. It was actually ahead of when I actually planned on it because tomorrow's my 21st birthday (yaaaay! legal drinking age) and I'll be celebrating the rest of the week with friends and family. Plus I wanted it out before OUAT came back on. I hope you all have a lovely rest of the week, thank you for your continuous love and support!


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