Zelena and Regina
Zelena: Sis, I need to talk to you.
Regina: Sure. But you do know you could've just come over, right?
Zelena: Not with mother there. I don't want her to know yet what I'm going to tell you.
Regina: Is this a good secret or something that's going to end with putrid butter socks being thrown?
Zelena: Good secret.
Regina: Alright. Proceed.
Zelena: So within the next month I plan to ask Marian to marry me but I want it to be as romantic as possible.
Regina: Aww! I think I can help with that.
Zelena: Really, Regina? Because your help planning it all out would mean the world to me.
Regina: Consider it done.
Cora: MY BABIES GETTING ALONG!
Zelena: Bloody hell! Why do you insist on coming out of nowhere?!
Regina: I forgot she likes to butt into conversations.
Cora: Yet still not as big a butt as you are, my dear queenie.
Zelena: And here I thought I'd actually get to keep a secret.
Regina: My butt is not that big!!
Cora: Oh hush, greenie. Do I look like Snow? I'm happy you and Marian are together and I want to help!
Zelena: Wait, really?
Regina: I should've run away.
Cora: DUH! I was the first to catch on, remember? I knew you both were dating before she left Storybrooke and went to New York.
Zelena: I'm shocked, mother. Well if you truly want to help, I would love that.
Regina: Oh how nice! Mother and daughters bonding! I'm going to barf.
Cora: Save it, Kim Kardashian. You know you love spending time with your dear old Mummy. Now I can spend time with the both of you.
Zelena: Kim Kardashian?
Regina: Mother....You and these names, I swear I think my brain might explode one day.
Cora: #BrainBlast #MindBlown #ImOutThisBitch
Hook, Neal & Emma
Hook: Would either of you know how to hotwire a car?
Neal: Pft. Duh.
Emma: You're kidding, right?
Hook: No. I need some help.
Neal: Sure, I'll help. My skills are rusty anyway.
Emma: Uh...whose car are you trying to steal?
Hook: Not steal. B O R R O W.
Neal: Oooo! We could go on a road trip!
Emma: I'm surrounded by idiots.
Hook: AYE!
Neal: I'll bring the chips!
Emma: HEY! WHOSE CAR ARE YOU 'BORROWING'?!
Hook: No need to shout, lass. And I found a Lincoln by the library.
Neal: Yeah Emma, calm down.
Emma: Isn't that- you know what, you two have fun. Let me know how the trip goes.
Hook: We'll bring you back a souvenir.
Neal: I'm on my way, Hook.
Emma: Mhmm...
Hook: I've got the rum!
Cora & Rumple
Cora: Rumple-Bumple
Rumple: ....Why are you plaguing me with your existence?
Cora: Pft, you know having me around is a gift.
Rumple: More like a curse. What do you want?
Cora: I need your help with something.
Rumple: Does this involve Regina?
Cora: Yes...
Rumple: No.
Cora: And why the hell not?!
Rumple: Because I don't need her yelling at me for helping with whatever dumb plan you have.
Cora: I just need a simple spell. No one has to know you gave it to me.
Rumple: And yet, my gut tells me the moment I hand over the spell, all hell will break loose and I'll be in just as much trouble as you.
Cora: Right, because they're all a match for the Dark One.
Rumple: That isn't the point. I have a newborn child and a wife to think about. You know, Cora, an actual family. Something you never had.
Cora: That slick tongue will get you nowhere with me because we both know you've always had a family, even when Bae left. Isn't that right, Rumple?
Rumple: I really despise you. I hope you know that.
Cora: My dear, you have yet to feel true hatred for me. I'll be by to get the spell tomorrow.
Rumple: We're going to establish some ground rules after this because you're not going to keep holding stuff over my head.
Cora: You say that and yet it's been how many years now?
Rumple: GOOD NIGHT.
Cora: LOVE YOU TOO.
Henry & Erin
Henry: Erin, I can't talk long.
Erin: Henry! Are you okay?!
Henry: Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I'm locked up in my room.
Erin: And your mom let you keep your phone?
Henry: HAHAHA no. I have spares hidden around the house.
Erin: Sneaky. But she told me I couldn't be around you anymore.
Henry: Don't listen to her. She just hates the idea of me dating.
Erin: No, I think she genuinely wants to kill me.
Henry: Nah. She doesn't. But it would help if you didn't talk to her the way you do.
Erin: I can't help it, she gets under my skin sometimes.
Henry: Look, I love you, Erin. And I love my mom. The both of you have to come to some sort of agreement. But we'll talk about that once I'm off punishment.
Erin: How long are you in jail?
Henry: Surprisingly, just two weeks.
Erin: That doesn't sound right...
Henry: Eh, I think mom's just finally learning I'm growing up.
Erin: No Henry I think there's some other stuff planned.
Henry: Don't worry about it. I have to go now, I hear her coming upstairs. Love you.
Erin: Love you too.
AN: Hey guys, I just wanted to put out another chapter. It was actually ahead of when I actually planned on it because tomorrow's my 21st birthday (yaaaay! legal drinking age) and I'll be celebrating the rest of the week with friends and family. Plus I wanted it out before OUAT came back on. I hope you all have a lovely rest of the week, thank you for your continuous love and support!
