15 January 2018

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Dan,

I decided not to get a pet. But my birthday is soon! Should I be excited? I'm turning 31! I'm getting old! Okay, maybe I shouldn't be excited, because I'm middle age.

You're turning 27 this year, so I guess that's cool. If you have a party, invite me! I'll bring food.

Well, invite me if you want.

From middle age man,
Phil Lester

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