EXONARIOS: Enjoy the Mayo [OPEN for REQUESTS]

EXO Dirty Open Forum

Luhan: I'm going to start this...*sigh* I kissed somebody in this group. We were drunk at that time..
Exo: Who!?
Luhan: *sigh* Chen.
Chen: *big eyes* I thought my first kiss was that hot chick in the club.
Luhan: Sorry. Twas me.
Sehun: /scoff/

Tao: Mine...It was when we shower.
Kris: Please don't.
Tao: I have accidentally touched--
Exo: *gasps*
Kris: Shit.
Tao: I touch his butt.
Kris: *face palm*
Baekhyun: AMATEUR!

Sehun: I have the biggest--
Exo: We know. We know. Don't step on our pride.
Sehun: Good.

Lay: Guys..I have sleep with someone..
Exo: MWO!? Dafuq. Our Yixing is finally a man.. WHO WAS IT?
Lay: *sigh* It's Luhan.
Luhan: Of course, we we're roommates. How could we not sleep together.
Lay: Haha My point.. Bro
Luhan: Bro
Exo: *facepalm*

Suho: I have paid for a stripper guys..
Exo: JINJJA!? WHEN..
Suho: when we're on abroad, Me and some people went to the strip club. And I paid only, then went out.
Exo: hahaha loser. why?
Kris: *glare*
Suho: it's confidential.

Baekhyun: This one is shocking.. Me & Chanyeol has kissed.
Chanyeol: We're drunk at that time.
Baekhyun: NO WE'RE NOT!
Chanyeol: YES---WE--ARE!
Baekhyun: HOW COULD YOU DENY ME!?
Chanyeol: Baekhyun, don't...
Baekhyun: *burst out* ARE YOU DENYING ME!?
Exo: Lovers' Quarrel Again..

Chanyeol: Mine was....I woke up being next to---
Exo: *all eyes on him*
Chanyeol: ....with Sehun.
Sehun:*calm face*
That's right, but nothing happened. 
Chanyeol: Sorry bro, but something DID happened. You're too drunk at that time. Me also.
Sehun: *gasps*
Chanyeol: Yes...
Exo: *lock jaw*
Baekhyun: CHEATER! /walks out/

Kris: Kids....Suho & I-------
Suho: *glares*
Kris: Actually after he went to that strip club, we went to the gay bar.
Suho: SHUT UP!!! It's not true.
Kris: Hmm? Here's a photo.
Suho: *grabs his phone threw it outside the window*
Kris: F----
Suho: Huh? What photo?? ^_^
Kris: And Suho enjoyed it.
Suho: DO YOU WANNA DIE!?

Chen: Mine was..
Exo: TROLL US THE WE'LL BE CUTTING YOUR THROAT!
Chen: hahaha, okay. Nevermind. I have nothing to say.

Xiumin: I was in the living room and accidentally opens Kyungsoo's laptop. The browser was still open, a porn site. There, nobody's around so, I have fun with myself.. and..it happened.
Exo: *lock jaw*
Xiumin: OF COURSE I close the tab and played Angry Bird.. C'mon guys..

Kai: I watched porn on Kyungsoo hyung's laptop.
Exo:
Kai: N---no reaction?
Exo: We know.   

Kyungsoo: Actually....... When I went to the kitchen to get some drink and when I get back, Xiumin hyung is on my laptop and saw him jacking with his uhhh...tralalala.. So I went back to the back to the fridge and drink 10 bottles of Soju to forget what I saw, still failed and I think I'm scarred for life for that.
Exo: *stared at Xiumin*
Xiumin: *gummy guilty smile*
Lay: Poor Kyungie~
*patting Kyungsoo's head*

Kai: And.. another confession guys.. at that time. I was in my room. And Kyungsoo hyung is very drunk. He crawled on top of me & it happened.
Kyungsoo: D___O) DID I?
Exo: Shits got real.