EXONARIOS: Enjoy the Mayo [OPEN for REQUESTS]

Waking Up EXO

You: I'm hungry. I'm gonna cook for----
Kyungsoo: *stands up with squinty eyes* Stay away from the kitchen. I'll be cooking.

You: You're broke.
Suho: *stoods up with a bat* WHO SAID THAT!?

You: Miranda Kerr likes you photo.
Sehun: *wakes up* JINJJA!? WHERES MY PHONE.

Baekhyun: *still asleep in bed* Get. Away. From. My. Eye-----liners.
You: Shit.. How did you know!?

You: *farts*
Chanyeol: WHO TURNED ON THE ALARM~ I'm still sleepy.

You: Jongin~ wake up. Jongin~ Jongin~ *shaking him*
Jongin: Five more minutes.. *pulls you down with him*

You: Waddup Krease~
Kris: HEY SHUT UP! It's like this, "EEYYOW WAZZUP!"
*goes back to sleep*

You: (in mind) Sehun's mine!
Luhan: /refer to the media above/ Bitch, say that again?

You: Tao, wake up. Let's go to the mall. I'm gonn--
Tao: *woke up already dressed up* You gonna buy me Gucci? Let's go.

You: Chen I'm Pregnant.
Chen: *wakes up, packed his things* HELL NAW~

You: *stared at him sleeping shirtless*
Xiumin: *talks eyes still close* You like what you see?

You: *make all the noise you could*
Yixing: *still sleeping peacefully*
You: We're gonna go to Baekhyun's
Yixing: Grandma's house!? REALLY! OKAY WAIT!! *jumps out*