Random, Useless facts

I would like to share some of my philosophy with you

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I have a dream....of a better tomorrow...where chickens can cross the road without having their motivations questioned.

My parents can't make their minds up who's house it is. It's normally theirs but when it needs tidying, it suddenly becomes mine as well.

A day without sunshine.....is like a night...but not really....

If life gives you lemons squeeze then in people's eyes.

I don't care how old I am. If I see a bubble. I will hunt it down and pop it!

My goal for 2015 was to accomplish my goals for 2014, I didn't do in 2013, set for 2012 planned for 2011 and thought of 2010. Which I didn't manage last year either and I'm probably not going to do them this year...

Some people walk into out lives and leave a footprint on our heart....others walk into our life and we want to leave a footprint on their face.

If I could use one word to describe myself I'd say 'not good at following instructions'

I'm the kind of friend that will help you hide a dead body but of your betray me just remember, I know how to hide a dead body.

I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the world was created and over time they keep coming back together.
Yes. I just scientifically explained soul mates.

If I had a pound for every time I thought of you.....I'd start thinking about you.

If I had a pound for every time I got distracted I want an ice cream.

People are lucky they can't read my mind.