*whole clan hyped up on catmint*
Cloudtail: EAT IT!!! *shows catmint*
Leafpool: No.
Cloudtail: *shoves Catmint in Leafpool's face and he eats it* Ha!
Leafpool: *hyped up now* Hehehehehehehehheeh!!!! *leaps away*
Ivypool: I'm a chicken nugget!!!
Dovewing: I'm a carrot!!!
Firestar: *turns into a crazy pirate and flies out of camp* So long SUCKERS!!!
Mousetail: *on phone texting the whole world*
Jayfeather: STICK!!! STICK!! WHERE ARE YOU??????
Hollyleaf: *laughing so hard she's dying* AAAAH!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH!!!
Brambleclaw: ...
Iron man: HI!!!! I LOVE THIS CATMINT STUFF!!! IT GREAT!!!
Bumblestripe: I KILL YOUg! *turns into a silly ninja and destroys Iron Man*
Firestar: *flies back into camp* SANDSTORM, WILL YOU MARRY ME???!!!!
Sandstorm: NO!
Firestar: What?! *tears up* What?! *starts crying and flies away again*
Ferncloud: WHERE IS MY PINK FLUFFY RAINBOW UNICORN THAT EATS BANANAS?
Brightheart: WHAT ABOUT my BIG FAT KILLER WHALE THAT RIDES A SCOOTER IN THE TOILET???
Poppyleaf: What about my crazy favourite dinosaur that dies???
Brokenstar: what about my-
Firestar: *flies back into camp and kicks Brokenstar's butt*
brokenstar: OW!!! *dies*
Jayfeather: I'm hungry! *thinks Firestsr's tail is a lollipop and eats it* Yummy.
Firestar: JAYFEATHER! YOU ARE EXILED FROM FIRECLAN FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jayfeather: *smiles evilly* YES! Finally I can make MY clan: Jayclan!!!!!!!! I will be the blind leader and I will eat lollipops forever!!!!!!!!
Bluestar: *watching from Starclan then looks at Spottedleaf* Is this what Thunderclan has become?
Spottedleaf: Yes *facepalm*
Bluestar; *facepalm*
