Creepypasta Boyfriend Scenarios

You Watch A Sad Movie Together

[Are you guys excited for the Halloween Special? 'Cause I am! My apologies for shortness - I'm in a bit of a hurry today! So creepy_hetalia_note gave this suggestion - here's a cookeh! (.:::.)]

Jeff the Killer Unicorn Potato

After kicking BEN out of your house along with a giant inflatable rubber dolphin, you felt the need to watch something deeply emotional.

You summoned Jeff to the lounge with a bellow. The psychotic killer came stumbling in, almost tripping over D/N who was randomly snoozing across the doorway.

"What is it?! What is it?! I didn't do it this time, I swea-"

"We're going to watch a movie," you said simply, popping a disk into the DVD player.

Jeff obediently sat on the floor for you to use his psychotic brain as a footstool. He actually didn't mind - but pretended that it was a drag.

D/N jumped onto the couch and curled up with a cute yawn. He/She spent the remainder of the movie heavy breathing down your boyfriend's neck.

By the end of Marley and Me, you were sniffling and draping an arm over D/N. Even Jeff reached up and started stroking his/her silky paw.

"That was so sad..."

Jeff moved a bit closer to D/N and started cuddling up to his/her head. "Y-You're a good doggy... Let-Let's put the past behind us and be friends, y-yea-"

D/N wagged his/her tail once, then sneezed on him. Loudly. An ample amount of doggy snot became stuck on his fabulous locks of hair.

BEN Drowned... In peanut butter-and-jelly-covered-marshmallow-peacock-feathers?

It was your favourite time: pizza time. The "delivery boy" came along with the goodies at exactly half past six. He coughed something about watching out for razorblades.

You sat down with BEN and chose a movie at random. It was The Titanic. Your elfish boyfriend wasn't pleased, but decided just to ignore all the water and focus on his pizza instead.

During the most heart-wrenching moment of the film, BEN randomly started making funny noises.

Deez Nuts the squirrel happened to be nearby and heroically sprang onto the blonde midget, stuffing even more pizza down his throat. Somehow.

You glanced at him and asked if he was okay, getting a tiny squeak in response. Apparently, he'd been choking on a razorblade but the squirrel had unintentionally saved him.

"... Oh damn. Are you gonna be alright?"

"I'm a creepypasta! Of course I'm fine!" BEN said proudly, his eyes beginning to bleed.

Dark Lilly~

Darkness popped by to see how you were doing. And he bought along a little something; a movie that he was adamant you watched.

"Please, my sweet angel? Pretty, pretty please with sugar and cream on top?"

"Okay. We'll watch Bambi." You were already reaching for the tissues.

Cuddled up in each other's embrace along with a plate of witchy sandwiches, the movie was somehow even more emotional than usual.

"Say, Darkness?"

"Yes, my sweet angel?"

"Why were you so eager to watch this with me?"

Shamefully, Dark Link blushed lilac. "I can't watch it on my own... It always makes me too sad..." He mumbled.

Laughing Jack-O-Lantern

"Gummy bear! Gummy bear!"

You were dragged out of your bed at two in the morning by the excitable clown. Apparently, he'd found a movie that he was dying to watch, but needed your Netflix password.

Disregarding the important question of why the hell he'd been looking at movies in the wee hours of the morning, you sleepily mumbled it as he plopped down on the couch.

L.J kept you on his lap and thoughtfully sucked on the side of a swirly lollipop. The Fox and The Hound's opening was starting to play out with a bang.

You honestly fell asleep halfway through it and was very confused to wake up inside a closet. According to your boyfriend, you snored too loudly.

Meanwhile, At The Creepypasta Mansion...

BEN came running into the surgery, hysterically screaming something about swallowing a razorblade. "I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!"

Smiley sighed and softly plonked him down on the examination table. As the not-so-good doctor hunted for a flashlight, he made small talk with the sobbing elf in an attempt to calm him down.

"How did you even manage to do that?"

"It was sticked inside my slice of pizza!" The elf wailed.

Just at the moment, Smirky came strolling in, twirling a delivery boy cap around his finger that looked suspiciously new. "I told you they'd rehire me."

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A/N: I literally have to go now. Bye! Toodles!

~TheNightPhantom