Looping, oh the fun! (Naruto)

Ch13 'Yaoi'

WARNING: This chapter has mentions of gays and yaoi. I did not write it to offend anyone, so I hope no one is offended. Also, if you're not comfortable with yaoi, don't worry. It's not real yaoi.

-Konoha, on a sunny day, rooftop-

Three people were boring their eyes into one man, making him sweat with anxiety.

It's my first time teaching! Please don't make it so hard for me!

"Ahem...well, how about we introduce ourselves first?" Kakashi suggested, hoping this can break the ice.

"Why don't you go first?" Sakura glared.

Kakashi gulped. The girl looked murderous. Seems like he couldn't use his 'creative' introduction now, for his own safety. "My name is Hatake Kakashi. I like to read. I don't like when my precious books are taken away. My hobby is to read. And my dream is to marry a kind woman and live a good life." There! Now she would think I'm a smart, artistic man who does not have any association with perverts or hentai and thus she wouldn't get mad at me and possibly end my life before I can find my sperms a safe home!

Unfortunately, Sakura wasn't paying attention to what he's saying, because her mind was still on poor Hachiko.

"Now's your turn, Pinkie."

Sakura glared at him, and began. "I'm Haruno Sakura. I like Nakamura Tenzoi-" Naruto and Sasuke exchanged a curious glance, but no one saw it. "-Hachiko-" Sakura glared at Naruto, who grinned weakly. "-and the Konoha Times. I don't like the evil girl-" Naruto and Sasuke raised a brow. Could she mean- "-and anything spicy. My hobby is reading. And my dream is to be able to meet Nakamura Tenzoi in person for once."

Great. A Sasuke-fan no more, but now a Tenzoi-fan? But at least we know that our alias Nakamura Tenzoi had gained one fan.

"That's...unexpected." Kakashi uttered in disbelief. He's pretty sure the profile said the girl was a huge fangirl. How come she didn't blush in the Uchiha's presence? "You're next, Uchiha."

"My name is Uchiha Sasuke and I like Naruto." Three sets of eyes widened. Naruto stared at him in utter disbelief. "I hate the villagers who are mean to Naruto. My hobby is to train with Naruto. And my dream is to be able to protect Naruto's first kiss until I'm ready (because only he's stupid enough to lose it to some stranger)."

Kakashi and Sakura were staring at him as if they were seeing him for the first time...wait. That wasn't a good description. Let's try this: They were staring at him as if he had just turned into a girl... Yeah, that's a better one.

Kakashi: Nononononoooo I knew I should never take a team! Not only did I get a evil pinkie but I also get a gay boy!

Sakura: Sasuke-kun...is gay? ...Well that's none of my business since I have no interest in him anymore. But...Sasuke and Naruto...? *blush*

Naruto: What the hell is Sasuke thinking!? Why did he say it as if we are...um... But he never does things without a reason, so he must be planning something. I guess I'll go along with him then.

"Oh don't worry I won't lose my first kiss before you do." Naruto smirked and shared a knowing glance with Sasuke, as if they knew something no one else knows, which confused the other two present. "I guess it's my turn huh? Well, you all know me, I'm Uzumaki Naruto. I like ramen and Sasuke." Yet again, Kakashi and Sakura gaped at them. "I don't like fangirls. My hobby is exploring life. And my dream is to protect Sasuke's kiss until I'm ready."

Alright, something must be going on between them, thought Sakura and Kakashi.

"Ok! So far for the introductions. Tomorrow we'll start our duties as shinobi. First, we'll be having a survival training."