Creepypasta Boyfriend Scenarios

He Gets Caught Reading Fanfiction About Himself

(My battery is going, so sorry for mistakes/shortness/rushed weirdness! Suggested by AshleyCruz1348! Here's a cookie! (.:::))

Jeff the Killer

Laptop or no laptop, you were determined to somehow get your daily dose of funny dog videos, purely so that you could watch them while wondering where you went wrong with D/N, who did nothing but snooze all day.

And so, in return for "allowing" him to raid the fridge for once, you obtained BEN's laptop. Yes, the readers already know where this is going.

Halfway through a mockery video about putting a dog's ears in hair curlers, you had the sudden need to use the room of bath. So you left the laptop on your bed and went off.

Presently, Jeff happened to be nearby and took the opportunity to sidle up to the laptop, smoothly turning it around to have a look at the browsing history.

You'd neglected to mention to him that it wasn't yours. BEN had forgotten to clear his history too.

"I wonder what kind of juicy stuff I can find in here? Huh? A site called Wattpad? Fanfiction.net? What are all these searches? Okay, I'll take a look..."

The psychotic killer was curious. And as we all know, curiosity killed the C/N. Well, technically it was Dark Link, but let's not stress the minor details.

"Why was Y/N looking at yaoi fanfictions of me and L.J? Well, if she likes it, it can't be that bad, right...?"

Click.

When you came back from your excursion to the bathroom - delayed because D/N had decided to follow you and made the whole situation very uncomfortable with his/her creepy staring - you found quite a sight.

Jeff was curled up on your bed, hugging a pillow while shivering and shaking. He looked over at you with widened eyes.

"I'll n-never eat c-c-candy again... Ulp!" He buried his head in the pillow, sobbing for an innocence that he never knew he'd had. Key word being had. Past tense.

BEN Drowned... In... In... I'm not gonna finish this sentence?

F/N had dropped BEN's laptop at your place around noon, mentioning something about Jeff and permanent mental scarring. You just didn't ask.

The little elf was overjoyed to get his little hands on his precious technology again. And so the first thing he did was, of course, check the browser history. Because he wanted to see everything that it had been used for.

"Ooh! Those fanfictions, eh?"

He sat there on the couch, giggling to himself hysterically while grabbing his feet to rock back and fourth.

You thought it'd be best to leave him be. Because you knew very well that BEN Drowned lived for that kind of stuff. Collecting it was a hobby.

Phantom ran out of anything else to say, so she booted her readers straight over to the next scenario, while trying to plug up her nosebleed with several wine corks.

Dark Link~
(For anyone with a shred of innocence - a uke is short for ukulele as far as you're concerned.)

As always, it started with another mischievous link being sent straight to his inbox. Dark Link thought about ignoring it as usual, but an attached message made him curious.

This one is different. You're the uke. :)

"What's a uke...?"

Reading that fanfiction turned out to be the worst decision of his life, which became apparent when you heard the sound of running water coming from the bathroom.

Upon poking your head around the door, you found Darkness hunched over the sink, desprately trying to stop a nosebleed that just kept coming and coming.

For the first time ever, he was actually blushing red. Not lilac.

"I'm sorry, my sweet, sweet angel... I'm so sorry, sorry..."

Eventually, he passed out from blood loss and hit his head on his way down. Don't worry - he woke up about three hours later with a concussion that wiped away his memories of the whole day.

You found the offending fanfiction and got a good laugh/little nosebleed before promptly deleting all traces of it from Dark Link's phone, for the greater good of his own health.

Laughing Traumatisation 

Unlike everyone else on the list, you and L.J were actually looking for yaoi fanfictions. But it wasn't for the reasons that you'd think - in fact, they weren't about him.

"Why are we doing this again...?"

"Because I wanna get revenge once and for all!" The monochrome clown said cheerfully, copy/pasting a frightfully detailed X reader fanfiction to a word document.

You watched with a giggle as he worked on the keyboard to replace every instance of the word Y/N with the name of a certain someone else. "I hope this doesn't backfire..."

"How can it? It's a great plan to keep Smirky away from Smiley forever!" L.J chuckled gleefully, nicely tidying up the fanfiction a bit before sending it off as a message straight to the surgery's fax machine.

Why did Smiley have a fax machine? Nobody knew. He never used it, but always kept it on. Anyway, after that, you were inspired to pull a little joke on L.J yourself.

And so, when the monochrome clown was busy with something else, you used those magical controls to transform an ordinary fanfiction into a romance between him and Eyeless Jack.

You sat back and watched with a grin as he picked up his phone. His eyes scanned the screen for a minute, then he toppled over in a dead faint with blood splurting out of his nose.

Meanwhile, At The Creepypasta Mansion...
(The idea for all these nosebleeds came from CrystalDrageel, so here's a cookie too! XD I have a feeling that I got your username wrong... (.:::.)

Smirky was indeed the first one to notice the fax machine springing to life. He called Smiley over, unaware of what it was printing out.

"It's for you."

"That's strange. Nobody ever uses fax machines nowadays..." Smiley trailed off, picking up the little stack and taking a look at the first page.

At first he looked confused. And then slowly, but surely, his face began to change to an expression of horror. "What- What kind of cruel trick is this?!"

Unfortunately for him, he forgot that it got worse the further he went. By the second page, he'd gotten a nosebleed, dropped the papers and fled to Phantom to borrow a few of her wine corks.

He didn't make it - passed out in the hallway.

Smirky curiously picked up the document himself and foolishly read it. He got to the fourth page before getting a nosebleed too, and passing out immediately.
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A/N: Low Battery! 4%! Eek!

~ TheNightPhantom