"I've Been Waiting For This Moment.." Obama Thought, As He Took Off His Hannah Montana Backpack, And Unzipped It. He Pulled Out His Pokemon Cap, Pokedex, And His Pokeballs. Obama Looked Up, And Ash Is Ready. Obama Then Ex-Hailed, And Chose His Pokemon. "Desmond The Moon Bear... I CHOOSE YOU!" Obama Yelled, And Threw The Pokeball. Desmond The Moon Bear Flew Out Of The Pokeball. "...How Did I Get Here?" Asked Desmond. Ash Chuckled, And Threw His Charmander. "Who Cares, Just Hit The Thing 'Till It Dies!" Obama Exclaimed. Desmond The Moon Bear Obeyed It's Orders And Picked Up A Gigantic Boulder, Then Threw It At Charmander. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS" Screamed Obama, And Started Dancing Around. "WHAT THE HELL? YOU DON'T KILL POKEMON. THAT'S NOT HOW THE GAME WORKS." Complained Ash. "It's Not Like I Killed It." Responded Thick-Headed Obama. "YES. YES YOU DID." An Enraged Ash Screamed, And Ran Away. Obama Looked At The Screen, And The Dora "We Did It Song" Begins Playing.
"WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT, YEAH! LO HICIMOS. WE DID IT! WE KILLED ASH'S POKEMON WITH JUST ONE HIT. WE DID IT, WE DID IT, WE DID IT, HORRAY! WE THEN WATCHED THE POOR BOY RUN AWAY IN FEAR, YEAH, WE DID IT IT! THEN AFTER THAT WE BEGAN SINGING THIS SONG, YEAH WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! HORRAYYYY!"
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"WE DID IT!" Finished Obama. "WILL YOU SHUT UP!" Screamed A Familiar Sounding Voice. Obama Turned Around To See A Blonde Come-Over, An Ugly Red-Tinted Face, And A Suit And Tie.
