Aries: Skipping school because you were having a bubble bath
Taurus: Not being able to walk somewhere because there's a fucking coffee mug in the way
GEMINI: Not being able to shower because the toilet is too close to the shower
Cancer: Falling asleep with your head on the plate
Leo: Swimming to death because somebody took away the ladder
Virgo: Accidentally burning up your house because you suck at cooking
Libra: Seeing a ghost
Scorpio: Becoming a vampire, cuz why not
Sagittarius: Doing the "WooHoo"
Capricorn: Meeting the penguin
Aquarius: Getting picked up by aliens *cries of happiness*
Pisces: Watching your fish do fishy things
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Zodiac Signs
RandomAnything about your zodiac sign! It might be spot on or totally different, who knows? What is your sign? (I get a lot of these from Tumblr, I don't take credit for any of them.) I will try an update every week, 3 to 4 times a week, depending on how...
