Tony: hey y'all what is UP
Nick: What the hell is this?
Natasha: dude, why'd you add HIM?
Nick: Is that an insult?
Natasha: No.
Tony: She insulted you.
Natasha: No I didn't, Tony.
Tony: YEP U DID
Thor: I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO USES THE CAPS LOCK!
Tony: one time. It was one time
Thor: I AM NOT ALONE!
Bruce: I'm trying to work and the notifications won't shut up. Can you guys stop
Tony: No.
Natasha: You can turn your sound notifications off.
Bruce: Tony broke my phone.
Natasha: Tony, fix it.
Tony: No.
Natasha: Tony.
Tony: NO.
Steve: Tony, you are a child.
Tony: NO.
Clint: oh my god Tony stop
Tony: NO.
Nick: STOP, DAMN IT
Tony: NOOOOOOOOO
Steve: Grammar!
Bruce: Tony, I swear to God I will pour coffee on your computer.
Tony: NO DON'T
Natasha: DO IT
Tony: NO!
Tony: Did nobody else notice that Steve just said 'grammar'
Natasha: Rlly Steve?
Steve: I DIDN'T MEAN TO OK
Thor: MANY OTHERS ARE USING THE CAPS LOCK! WE SHALL FORM AN ARMY, A CAPS LOCK ARMY!
Clint: Do you even know what caps lock is? Like at all?
Thor: MAGIC!
Bruce: Thor, please no...
Thor: NOT AS MAGICAL AS POP TARTS, HOWEVER!
Natasha: Wait, were you the one who ate my poptarts?!
Steve: Thor, run.
Thor: WHY SHOULD I RUN?
Steve: Hahaha yeah she's going to kill you
Natasha: Did you. Or did you not. Eat. My poptarts.
Thor: MAYBE?
Natasha: Ok so here's the deal
Natasha: YOU CAPE WEARING SPACE ASS, YOU ARE GOING TO DIE
Thor: OH DEAR.
Steve: I think that you should run now.
Clint: Natasha, calm down. It's ok.
Clint: Natasha?
Thor: HELP ME!!
Tony: Is it just me or part of the floor just collapse
Bruce: Oh no.
Steve: Why did Thor just fall screaming past my window?
Steve: Followed by what looked like a raging death machine in a small airplane?
Bruce: Ooooh no
Clint: I don't think that there's anything that we can do at this point
Tony: We could get her more pop tarts?
Steve: It's too late for that now
Tony: Shut up, Team Spirit.
Steve: Shush, Hover Pants.
Clint: ooOH
Tony: Did you just tell another joke?!
Bruce: Congratulations.
Steve: What's that noise?
Tony: I think that's the sound of a frightened Asguardian getting his ass kicked.
Clint: Just sayin', maybe somebody should stop her
Nick: WHAT THE F#%$ IS GOING ON
Tony: Don't get all fury-ous!
Steve: Leave. Leave right now. Just get out.
Fury-ous: WHY IS MY NAME FURY-OUS?
Tony: Because I hacked your phone.
Rage Monster: STOPPING HACKING MY PHONE.
Tony: No.
Bruce: Tony, stop.
Tony: No.
Cute Little Bundle o' Anger: TONY GOD DAMN IT
The Best Person Ever: Chill.
Flappy Bird: Not again, Tony...
Team Spirit: Why are you like this
The Best Person Ever: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Cute Little Bundle o' Anger: Somebody stop Natasha. I'm getting tired of Thor screaming.
The Best Person Ever: No.
Science Bro: Do you hear that? It's the sound of me raising a cup of coffee to pour on your computer.
The Best Person Ever: NO!
Flappy Bird: Stop saying no, you sound like a three year old you idiot
Team Spirit: Two year old, you mean?
The Best Person Ever: Well, how do I stop her? Right now I wouldn't go near her with a 30 foot machine gun and my Iron Man suit.
Flappy Bird: Make Bruce go and stop her.
Science Bro: What? Why me?
The Best Person Ever: Because I ship it
Team Spirit: I will personally make sure that Natasha reads through all of the texts that she missed.
The Best Person Ever: Goodbye, world
Flappy Bird: Go and stop her.
The Best Person Ever: I'll miss you, beer...
Team Spirit: Tony, just go.
The Best Person Ever: And cake...
Science Bro: LEAVE.
The Best Person Ever: I won't miss you guys, though. Jeez, you suck.
Cute Little Bundle o' Anger: I will fire you with no regrets.
The Best Person Ever: -.- You stink.
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FanfictionSteve the Frisbee Grandpa, Tony the Internet Troll, Mom Natasha, Caps Lock Army Thor, and much more Here is yet another Avengers Texts, so you can find out how completely irresponsible they all are in their spare time. (I wrote this so long ago an...
